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Add to this funny story: Once upon a time, there was a lazy cat who didn't want to catch mice. Instead, it tried to befriend them.

2024-10-31 14:10
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One day, the cat invited the mice to a tea party. It set up a little table with tiny teacups and saucers. The mice were a bit hesitant but finally decided to go. They all sat around the table, and the cat served them 'cat - friendly' tea (which was really just warm milk with a bit of catnip). It was the most absurd and funny tea party ever, and from that day on, the cat and the mice were the best of friends, much to the shock of the other animals in the neighborhood.

Is this destiny?

Is this destiny?

Sarah Hill is an introvert who does not want to attract attention. Other than mad coding skills, Sarah knows how to throw a punch. She believes that her biggest problem is the existence of the hacker Omega and her world flips upside-down when the most popular guy on campus approaches her. What does he want? Why her? (Ah, Sarah, that is only the beginning.) JoAnna Hill easily makes friends with her bubbly personality. Some call her a mad scientist, but she prefers ‘Dr. Hill’, because that is what she is. JoAnna is an excellent markswoman who can snipe out any target and she is wondering if her prince charming will ever come. Sophia Hill is the voice of reason, their pillar of support. She is a confident CEO who knows how to get what she wants. Sophia’s degree in law combined with amazing capabilities to analyze the situation and plan ahead make her the perfect strategist (to achieve a goal without ending up in jail). This is a story of three Hill sisters who are navigating through challenges while they uncover the complicated story behind their maternal side of the family. And their father is not a simple man either. Every sister is different, and so are their relationships. They all have in common: trust and belief that if they work together, anything is possible. Mature content! 18+ ***SPOILER? - START *** The story starts with a focus on the youngest sister (Sarah). After about 100 chapters, the oldest sister (Sophia) gets in the romantic spotlight. JoAnna finds herself pulled into romance last, at about 200 chapter mark. ***SPOILER? - END *** Excerpt from the novel... "Do you believe in destiny?", Sarah broke the silence. "Destiny?" Aiden didn't expect such a question. "Yes. The thing that is meant to happen, and there is nothing you can do to prevent it. And when it does happen, everything feels right." "Why would you ask me such a thing?" "Until a few weeks ago I would say that there is no such thing as destiny. That we are all masters of our lives and that everything depends on our actions, or lack of it. But I can't help but wonder: why did I not push you away? ... Why does it feel like everything will be OK as long as we are together? ... You are a piece of me that I never knew was missing. Is this destiny?" "Mmm... if that is destiny, then I approve it.", Aiden lightly kissed Sarah's shoulder and rested his chin on it. --- 1st WARNING!!! Contains descriptions of intimate scenes. If you are not comfortable with that, don’t read it! --- 2nd WARNING!!! This is my first novel! :) --- ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: * "Accident Prone" * "Amara - Reunion" * "The Alpha's Bride" * "The Supreme Alpha"
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2127 Chs
The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
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2070 Chs

Once upon a time funny story: What could be a really funny story that starts with 'once upon a time'?

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2024-12-05 04:15

Once upon a time, there was a clumsy knight. He was so clumsy that when he tried to mount his horse, he always ended up falling on the other side. One day, he was going to a big jousting tournament. As he was approaching the field, his horse sneezed and he flew right off, landing in a pile of hay. Everyone around burst into laughter, but he just got up, dusted himself off, and said 'I meant to do that!' and continued on his way to the tournament, still managing to be the most entertaining knight there.

Once upon a time funny story: How can I create my own 'once upon a time' funny story?

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2024-12-05 18:42

First, think of a really silly character. For example, a talking donkey. Then, put that character in a strange situation like the donkey trying to dance at a royal ball. Next, add some unexpected elements. Maybe the donkey's dance steps make the floor collapse. Also, use lots of exaggerated language. So instead of just saying the donkey ran, you could say the donkey sprinted like a mad thing. Finally, end with a funny twist, like the king being so amused he makes the donkey the official court joker.

Tell me a funny once upon a time story.

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2024-12-16 03:06

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who thought he was a great magician. One day, he decided to make the sun disappear. He waved his little paw and chanted some made - up spells. Of course, nothing happened. But the rabbit was so confident that he told all his friends that the sun was just shy and hiding behind a cloud because of his magic. His friends just laughed and played along, and they all had a great time that day.

Tell me a once upon a time funny story.

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2024-11-21 15:00

Once upon a time, in a small village, there lived a very proud rooster. It thought it was the most beautiful and important creature in the village. One day, it decided to show off its feathers to a group of ducks. But as it was strutting around, it didn't notice a big puddle and fell right into it. The ducks couldn't stop quacking with laughter. The rooster, covered in muddy water, quickly ran away feeling very embarrassed.

Who is the story writer of Once Upon a Time?

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2024-10-10 06:35

I'm not sure exactly. You might need to do some research or check reliable sources for that specific information.

Who wrote the story in Once Upon a Time?

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2024-10-04 06:12

I don't have that specific information. Maybe you could check the credits or related literature to discover the author.

Once upon a time funny stories: Where can I find more of them?

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2024-12-14 15:31

Another place to find once upon a time funny stories is from storytellers. You can often find them at local fairs or cultural events. They have a wealth of knowledge and can tell you stories that have been passed down through generations. These stories are often filled with humor and interesting characters.

Funny once upon a time short stories to share?

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2024-12-02 01:16

One funny short story is about a clumsy knight. Once upon a time, there was a knight who was always tripping over his own sword. During a jousting tournament, he mounted his horse, but as he was about to charge, he got his foot caught in the stirrup and fell off right in front of the king. Everyone burst into laughter.

Once upon a time storybook stories: Who are some famous characters in them?

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2024-12-14 13:35

Snow White is a very famous character. She is known for her beauty and kindness. Then there's Cinderella, who is often associated with the glass slipper and her transformation from a poor servant to a princess. Another one is Pinocchio, the wooden puppet who wants to become a real boy.

Once Upon a Time Horror Story: Share a short once upon a time horror story.

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2024-12-03 03:19

Once upon a time, a family bought a new house. In the basement, there was a locked door. One night, the youngest son heard strange sounds coming from behind that door. He found the key and opened it. Inside, there was a dark room filled with old portraits. As he looked at them, the eyes in the portraits seemed to follow him. He quickly closed the door but could still hear the voices from the room.

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