A young squire during the crusades was eager to prove himself. He was given the task of taking care of the horses. One day, he thought he saw an enemy scout. In his excitement, he grabbed a lance and jumped on a horse, but he didn't put the saddle on properly. As he charged, the saddle slipped, and he landed in a bush. However, the 'enemy scout' was actually just a deer. His fellow crusaders had a good laugh, but they also admired his courage, and later he was trained more carefully and became a fine knight.
One funny aspect of a crusades story was when a band of crusaders got into an argument about which way to go. They all had different ideas based on some rather strange superstitions. One thought the direction where the sun set was cursed, another believed they should follow the flight path of a particular bird. In the end, they just ended up going in circles for a whole day until they found a local guide who put them on the right track. It was quite a comical display of confusion.
I don't have a specific personal story about being kicked out of school crusades. But generally, it could be due to violating school rules during a religious or ideological 'crusade' - like if students were too pushy with their beliefs and disrupted the normal school environment.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.
Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.
There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.
Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.
Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.
A magician was performing on stage. He pulled out a rabbit from his hat as usual. But this time, the rabbit didn't want to come out. It held onto the inside of the hat with all its might. The magician had to pull really hard and finally, when the rabbit came out, it had the magician's wig in its mouth. The whole audience burst into laughter.