Do you know any really funny senior citizens stories?
Once, a senior citizen was taking a driving test. He got confused between the accelerator and the brake. He accidentally pressed the accelerator instead of the brake when approaching a stop sign. Luckily, no one was hurt. When the examiner asked him what happened, he said, 'I thought this car had a mind of its own. I was just following its lead!'
There's a story of an old woman who was knitting while watching a baseball game on TV. She got so excited when her team scored that she threw her knitting needles in the air. But then she couldn't find them for days because they landed behind the couch. She kept muttering about how the excitement of the game made her lose her needles.
Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.
