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A Star Wars SI story. A Scottish man wakes up in a foreign body after blacking out with the boys, then sets off to be the best damn space wizard there is. Posting on Royal Road. Support me on - pa.treon.com/DodgyWriter Discord - https://discord.gg/szr9ySJbAW The picture isn't mine, tell me if it's yours and I'll take it down.

Foo, a bright young man that happens to be a computer genius, who excels in life by taking shortcuts when possible. If life was a game, he would definitely pick the easiest mode. Exams in school? Just read all the books once, and make sure you don’t forget the contents. Looking for a job? Make sure everyone around the boss knows just how perfect you are for the job. Having others bragging about your excellence is more trustworthy and gives plausible deniability. Quiz time? Let me just start my special search engine's voice recognition. Competing in soccer? Aw, how unfortunate, the opposing team 'somehow' got their clothes filled with itch-inducing powder, leading to a walkover. Playing a FPS game? Well, lets just have my own mouse driver software get some headshots while I watch a movie. It’s perfectly legit, as it just speeds up the response time so that it clicks before I even get to the computer. Gambling sites and online casinos? Data-mining, number-crunching and image recognition! By utilizing computer knowledge, solving problems is easy! Some might get jealous, but hey! Just be like me, and use your brains for once! However, in the modern era, the gangsters and other shady businesses are moving their turfs towards the internet and gaming circles. What happens when they realize that Foo was a threat to their profits? Well, no suspense here, they killed him. That’s the end of story... if you are to believe the god that greets him after his death. However, can this story get a fresh new start when Foo somehow ends up in a game-like medieval fantasy world? Or will the lack of modern tools, like his beloved computers or other modern conveniences, cut his story short yet again? ------------------------------ Also, thanks to SageDrunkKitty and Remteldanmarkius for proofreading the synopsis! Any errors still there are their fault! The fact that I might not have listened on them does not automatically make it my fault, okay?

Coming from the author of "Pocket Hunting Dimension," join us and support him in his latest work! Devils have peeked out of the hollow realms and evil gods have bewitched the hearts of man. Ancient dark secrets are buried in the three forbidden districts. Yet there are many treasures and powers to be found in the hollow realms... This is a dangerous world filled with opportunities. As an outstanding and motivated young man, Mo Xiaobai never believes that good fortune will fall from the sky. He never feels that awaiting fortune is something reliable. That is what he believes until one day, he realizes that he can see the lines of fortune…

Chen Mu, a good youth of the 21st century, transmigrates to the world of immortals, and incidentally brings his Little Assistant that can extract attributes from the aftermath of battles. In the mortal village, the villagers fight. [Physical Strength+1] Within a cultivation sect, disciples spar. [Fire Spiritual Root +1] [Cultivation Power +1] [Fireball Technique +1] ...... With a bit of help from the Little Assistant, plus his own hard work, Chen Mu originally wants to casually obtain longevity in this peaceful Immortal Cultivation World. However, the Immortal Cultivation World that has been peaceful for a thousand years is suddenly thrown into chaos and strife. Thus, the Little Assistant transforms... It becomes Big Assistant!

Brian transmigrated and obtained the Ghost Deceit Spell. A water ghost said, "Brian scared me to death. He swims even faster than me. Is he the water ghost or am I the water ghost?" A hanged ghost said, "That Brian is d*mn scary. He scared me so much I nearly hanged myself in suicide!!!" Sadako said, "Brian is too scary. He's not scared of me at all. He even dragged me out of the television and said that he wanted to date me." At night, at a hospital, in a morgue, Brian was playing cards with a drowned ghost. The ghost was trembling when it looked at him. "Bro, can your hand stop shivering? Am I that scary?"

#spiritual regeneration Lin Feng was transmigrated to a world of martial arts and received the power to change any dates. When he found it hard to cultivate, he simply altered his allocated cultivating time to a thousand years and became the strongest cultivator. When he found it excruciating to practice the elemental energies, he altered his allocated training time to ten thousand years and received the strongest elemental power. When he found it impossible to receive the legendary spiritual herb, he altered the age of a normal herb to a hundred thousand years later, where it turned into a legendary spiritual herb. When he found it time-consuming to raise the ancient beast he found, he altered the beast’s age until it was an adult. Scott could alter any time with just a simple thought. When the rest of the world needed to spend years just to perfect a single thing, Scott could do it in less than a second.