What are the best hilarious kids stories you know?

I know a great one. A man was walking in the park and a squirrel accidentally dropped a nut on his head. The man looked up, and the squirrel just stared at him as if it was his fault for being in the way. Then there was this couple on a date at an ice - cream parlor. The guy got ice - cream all over his nose trying to take a big bite, and his date couldn't stop laughing. There are also stories like a magician whose rabbit ran away during the show and he had to chase it around the stage, much to the amusement of the audience.

There was a newbie at the gym. He saw someone doing deadlifts and thought it looked easy. So he tried it without any proper instruction. He grabbed the bar, tried to lift, and instead of lifting the bar, he almost fell on his face. His shocked expression was really funny.

A guy was meditating at a retreat. He was in a deep state and thought he saw a floating Buddha. Turns out it was just a large white balloon that had drifted into the meditation area. He told everyone about it later and they all had a good chuckle.

A cat chased its own tail for hours thinking it was another cat. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.

In a particular HOA, they had a rule about holiday decorations. One family put up some really big and elaborate Christmas lights that were a bit over - the - top. The HOA said it was too much. So, the family took down all the lights and instead put up a huge inflatable Santa that took up half of their front yard. The HOA didn't know what to do as it technically followed the new 'less lights' rule but was still very eye - catching. It was a very funny battle between the family and the HOA.

There was this one time in ss13 when a botanist planted some seeds that were supposed to grow into beautiful flowers. But instead, they grew into these huge, mutant plants that started chasing the crew members. Everyone was running around screaming while the plants were making strange noises. It was a crazy and funny situation that no one expected.

Well, I know a story about a hypochondriac who sneezed once and immediately thought he had the flu. He started taking all kinds of medications he had stocked up on. But it turned out he just had some dust in his nose. He wasted so much medicine for no reason.

Well, there is this story of a little girl at school. She was asked to draw a picture of her family. Instead of drawing people, she drew a big house with a lot of little animals in it. When the teacher asked, she said that those were her family in their animal forms because they all love animals so much that they turn into them at night.

The innocence of kids. They see the world in such a unique way. For example, in those stories where kids believe their toys are real. They don't have the same boundaries of reality as adults, so their ideas are wild and unexpected, which makes the stories really funny.

A really funny redneck story involves a redneck couple who went on a date to the local fair. They entered a 'guess the weight of the pig' contest. The guy guessed a ridiculously high number, and when the pig was actually weighed, it was way less. But instead of being embarrassed, he said his number was the pig's 'future weight' when it was all fattened up for Christmas. Everyone around them burst out laughing.