A flight attendant noticed a little boy trying to peek into the cockpit. She walked over and said in a very serious voice 'You can't go in there, it's a top - secret place for pilots who can fly really high and fast'. The boy replied 'But I want to be a pilot!'. She then said 'Well, first you have to learn not to peek!' and they both had a good laugh.
Sure. Once a flight attendant was demonstrating the use of the oxygen mask. As she was putting it on, her hair got caught in it and she looked like a crazy alien for a moment. The passengers couldn't help but laugh.
There was this flight attendant who was taking drink orders. A passenger asked for a 'cup of sunshine'. The flight attendant, without missing a beat, brought back a cup of orange juice and said 'Here's your sunshine in a cup!'. It was really hilarious.