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Funny Colonoscopy Prep Story: Share Your Experience

2024-11-01 02:22
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Here's mine. I had to start the prep early in the morning. I was half - asleep when I started drinking the solution. I accidentally spilled some on my shirt, and it looked like I had some sort of alien slime on me. Then, while waiting for things to 'work', I decided to watch some comedies to keep my spirits up. But every time I laughed, I had to be careful not to, well, you know. It was a crazy and somewhat humorous experience overall.

My funny colonoscopy prep story involves my dog. As I was going through the prep, which was not pleasant at all, my dog kept staring at me like I was some strange new creature. I think he could sense I was not my normal self. Every time I ran to the bathroom, he would follow me and sit outside the door, whining. It was like he was worried but also very curious about what was going on with me. It made the whole ordeal a bit more bearable.

Well, I remember my colonoscopy prep. I had to drink that horrible-tasting liquid. I set up a little 'drinking station' in my living room with a timer, a big glass of water to chase the prep drink, and some mints to try and get rid of the aftertaste. I must have looked like a mad scientist, swigging down that stuff while muttering to myself about why I ate so much junk food. But in the end, it was all worth it for a healthy check - up.

Can you share a colonoscopy prep funny story?

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2024-11-16 03:54

Sure! My friend was doing the colonoscopy prep and had to drink that horrible-tasting liquid. Well, she thought she could chug it down fast like a shot. But as soon as she did, she made the funniest face and immediately ran to the bathroom, not because of the prep working but because she almost threw up from the taste. It was hilarious in a way.

Tell a Funny Colonoscopy Prep Story

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2024-10-31 19:13

My colonoscopy prep was an adventure. I had to drink a large amount of that prep liquid. I got creative and made a 'prep - cocktail' by mixing it with some fruit juice to make it more palatable. I was sitting in my kitchen, sipping this strange concoction, when my friend called. I told her what I was doing, and she started laughing so hard. We ended up chatting for a while about all the crazy things people have to do for medical tests, and that made the whole prep process a bit more fun.

Can you share some funny colonoscopy prep stories?

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2024-11-29 18:01

Sure. One of my friends once told me that during the colonoscopy prep, he had to stay close to the bathroom all day. He was so worried about not making it in time that he set up a little 'camp' right outside the bathroom door with a book and some snacks. Every few minutes he'd make a dash in. It was quite a comical sight, especially when his family walked by and saw his 'camp' setup.

What are some colonoscopy prep funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-16 05:00

I heard about a woman who during colonoscopy prep, accidentally spilled the prep liquid all over her kitchen counter. She was so flustered trying to clean it up while also worrying about getting the prep done on time. And then she realized she had some on her face from when she was trying to gulp it down quickly. It was quite the sight.

Can you share a colonoscopy funny story?

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2024-11-10 09:21

Here's a story. A man went in for a colonoscopy. As they were preparing him, he noticed all the strange equipment and joked that he felt like he was about to be launched into outer space instead of having a medical procedure. Then, when it was over, he told the staff that his 'space journey' was quite an experience. His light - hearted attitude made everyone around him laugh.

How can one avoid the 'horrors' in colonoscopy prep stories?

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2024-11-13 03:37

For the bathroom trips, make sure you are close to a bathroom at all times. Have some reading material or something to keep you occupied. You can also try to time your prep so that it doesn't interfere too much with your normal activities. For example, start it earlier in the day if possible.

Share your first time colonoscopy stories.

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2024-12-06 18:56

When I had my first colonoscopy, I was terrified. I heard all sorts of stories about how uncomfortable it could be. The preparation involved a lot of trips to the bathroom, which was inconvenient. However, once I was in the procedure room, the doctor explained everything clearly. They gave me some medication to relax, and then the colonoscopy began. I could see the images on the screen, which was kind of fascinating. After it was done, I felt a bit groggy but overall okay. It's important to get a colonoscopy for early detection of any problems.

Tailbone Cyst Funny Story: Share Your Experience

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2024-11-13 17:56

My friend had a tailbone cyst. One day, he was trying to show it to another friend, but he accidentally slipped while trying to point at it and landed right on his tailbone. Instead of crying in pain, he started laughing and said his cyst was now 'extra flattened'. It was so unexpected that we all burst into laughter.

What are some hilarious things that can happen during colonoscopy prep?

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2024-11-30 11:51

One hilarious thing is when people misjudge how quickly the prep will work. For example, someone might think they have more time before the 'urge' hits and then suddenly they're in a public place and have to find a bathroom ASAP. It's like a mad dash for the nearest loo. And then there's the whole ordeal of having to carry around extra supplies like wipes and clean underwear just in case.

Colonoscopy Prep Horror Stories: What are some of the most common ones?

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2024-11-12 20:37

One common horror story is the extreme nausea. People often have to drink a large amount of the prep solution which can make them feel really sick. Some even end up vomiting, which is not only unpleasant but also means they may not be properly prepped for the colonoscopy.

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