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Can you share a short funny animal story?

2024-10-31 17:06
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Sure. One day, a duck went into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The next day, the duck came back and asked the same question. The clerk got a bit annoyed and said no again. On the third day, the duck came in once more and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk shouted, 'No, and if you come back and ask me again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. Then the duck asked, 'Do you have any grapes?'

There was a little mouse who thought he was a great singer. He would go to the barn every night and sing at the top of his lungs. All the other animals were so tired of his screeching. One day, a wise old owl told him that he should sing only when the moon was full because his voice would sound better then. The mouse believed the owl. So, when the full moon came, he started to sing. But the owl had just made it up so that he could have some peace and quiet at other times. The poor mouse was so disappointed when he realized that his voice still sounded just as bad.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share a short funny animal story?

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2024-11-18 01:26

Sure. One day, a little mouse saw a cat sleeping. The mouse was very naughty. It tiptoed to the cat, tied a bell around the cat's tail, and then quickly ran away. When the cat woke up and moved, the bell rang. The cat was so confused and the mouse was laughing in its hole.

Can you share a funny animal story?

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2024-11-14 20:43

There was a cat that thought it was a mighty hunter. One day it saw its own tail and thought it was a strange new creature. It started chasing its tail, going round and round in circles. It got so dizzy that it finally just plopped down on the floor, looking completely bewildered. It was a really funny sight to see this so - called 'hunter' defeated by its own tail.

Can you share a funny animal story?

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2024-11-11 20:10

Sure. There was a cat that loved to play hide - and - seek with its owner. One day, the owner started looking for the cat. After searching everywhere, he finally found the cat inside a box full of old clothes, looking so proud as if it had found the best hiding spot in the world.

Can you share an animal funny story?

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2024-11-06 18:24

Sure. There was a cat that always thought it was a dog. It would try to chase cars like a dog, which made everyone who saw it laugh. It would also bark at the mailman, but of course, it could only meow, which was really funny.

Can you share some funny animal short stories?

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2024-12-17 05:42

Sure. There was a little squirrel who always hoarded nuts in a very strange place - an old boot it found in the forest. Every time it brought a nut there, it would peek around as if it was hiding a great treasure from other animals.

Can you share an animal conservation short story?

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2024-12-14 14:35

Sure. Once there was a small group of people trying to save the sea turtles. They patrolled the beaches every night during the nesting season. One night, they found a mother turtle struggling to find a good place to lay her eggs because of the bright lights from nearby resorts. The group quickly worked to shield the area, allowing the turtle to lay her eggs safely. Later, they protected the nest until the baby turtles hatched and made their way to the sea.

Can you share a cute animal short story?

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2024-12-09 00:48

There was a kitten named Whiskers. Whiskers loved to play with a ball of yarn. One sunny day, its owner brought out a new, bright red ball of yarn. Whiskers was so excited. It pounced on the yarn and started chasing it all around the house. It got so tangled up in the yarn that it looked like a little furry ball of mess. But it was still having the time of its life.

Can you share an animal rescue short story?

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2024-11-26 00:17

Sure. Once there was a little kitten stuck in a tree. A kind-hearted boy named Tom noticed it meowing pitifully. He climbed up the tree carefully and brought the kitten down. Then he took it home and gave it some food and water. The kitten soon became healthy and happy in its new home.

Can you share an endangered animal short story?

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2024-11-21 00:25

Sure. Once there was a small group of pandas in a shrinking bamboo forest. Due to deforestation, their habitat was getting smaller and smaller. One young panda got separated from the group while looking for new bamboo areas. It faced many difficulties like crossing dangerous rivers and avoiding hunters' traps. But luckily, it was finally found by a conservationist who took it to a protected reserve where it could live safely and help increase the panda population through breeding programs.

Can you share an animal rescue short story?

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2024-11-20 07:32

There was a dog that got lost in the forest. A group of hikers came across it. The dog was injured and hungry. They shared their food with it and used a makeshift stretcher to carry it out of the forest. One of the hikers knew a local vet, so they took the dog there. After some treatment, the dog recovered and was adopted by a loving family. This story shows how people's kindness can change an animal's life.

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