What are the funniest things found during home inspections?

One of the funniest things is when people use the wrong tools for the job. Like using a butter knife as a screwdriver. It usually doesn't work well and can cause all sorts of chaos. For example, the 'screwdriver' might slip and scratch the surface.

Once, a kid brought a live frog in a box for show - and - tell. During lunch, the frog escaped and hopped onto someone's lunch tray. The whole cafeteria was in chaos. Another funny incident was when a girl mistook salt for sugar and put a huge amount on her oatmeal. Her face when she took a bite was priceless.

A girl in detention was given a task to clean the chalkboard. She accidentally drew a big, goofy face on it while trying to erase the chalk marks. When the teacher saw it, he couldn't hold back his laughter. She then turned it into a really funny drawing with a big nose and crossed - out eyes.

There was an election where a small - town candidate ran a campaign entirely based on his love for his pet chicken. He brought the chicken to every event and even had it on his campaign posters. It was a very funny and unique approach that got people talking. The chicken became a sort of unofficial mascot for his campaign. This was especially funny because it was such a departure from the typical campaign strategies.

Meeting really eccentric characters can be very funny on a trip. I remember meeting a man who was traveling with a pet parrot on his shoulder. He told us all kinds of wild stories. Also, transportation mix - ups are hilarious. Like when you think you're getting on a luxury train but it turns out to be a rickety old one with chickens on board.

There are marathons where people run in crazy costumes. I know of a marathon where a group of friends ran as a human centipede. They were all tied together and had to coordinate their steps. It was chaotic and extremely funny to watch as they tried to keep up the pace without falling over each other. Also, some marathons have dogs running with their owners. There was this one dog that got so excited that it started chasing squirrels in the middle of the race, dragging its owner along in a very comical way.

One funny thing is when the rain is pouring so hard that people start using all sorts of strange things as umbrellas. I saw a guy using a big frisbee to keep the rain off his head once.

Sometimes, during a couple's massage, one partner might start snoring really loudly. It can be quite comical for the masseuses and the other partner. I know a couple where the guy fell asleep so fast during the massage and his snoring was so loud that the whole room was filled with laughter.

There was an interview where the power went out suddenly. The candidate and the interviewers were in the dark. Instead of calling off the interview, they decided to continue by using the flashlight on their phones. The candidate told some really spooky (but funny) stories about working in the dark in his previous job. His ability to handle the unexpected situation in a humorous way made him a great candidate and he was hired.

During my sister's birth, the doctor accidentally dropped his stethoscope into the birthing pool. He had to fish it out while still trying to monitor my sister's progress. It was a chaotic but funny moment. Also, some babies are born with their hands in a very comical position, like they are already waving hello to the world. And in some cases, the mother might start laughing uncontrollably during labor for no apparent reason, which can be quite a sight.