Do you have any funny tax day stories to share?
One funny tax day story is that my friend was in such a rush to file his taxes at the last minute. He had all his papers scattered everywhere. As he was trying to enter the numbers into the online form, his cat jumped on the keyboard and accidentally submitted the form with some wrong entries. He then had to call the tax office to explain the situation and they had a good laugh about it.
Well, I heard of a guy who thought Tax Day was a joke. He didn't file his taxes for years. When the IRS finally caught up with him, he showed up at the office with a box full of random receipts and a really bad homemade ledger. He tried to explain his 'unique' accounting system. The agents were both amused and frustrated with him.
Do you have any funny Earth Day stories to share?
Sure. One funny Earth Day story is about a community that decided to have a tree - planting competition. But instead of using normal shovels, they all brought in their old kitchen utensils like big spoons and ladles to dig the holes. It was quite a sight with people scooping out dirt with these odd tools. In the end, they had a great laugh and a lot of newly planted trees.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Can you share some funny tax stories?
Sure. There was a story about a man who tried to claim his pet dog as a business expense. He said the dog was a'security guard' for his home office. But of course, the tax office didn't buy it.
Can you share a memorable NPR tax day tax story?
Sorry, I don't have a particular NPR tax day tax story at hand.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.