What are some of the most memorable funny Harry Redknapp stories?

Harry Redknapp once told a story about a player who misheard his instructions during a game. He said 'go left' but the player thought he said 'go long'. So the player kicked the ball as far as he could in the wrong direction. Redknapp just laughed it off after the game and it became a great anecdote in the team.

Once, Harry Redknapp was trying to teach a young player some new tactics. But the player was so confused that he kept doing the opposite. Instead of getting frustrated, Redknapp made a joke about how the player was inventing a new strategy all on his own. His sense of humor in these situations makes for some great funny stories around the club.

The most interesting parts of Harry Redknapp's life stories include his time at Portsmouth when they achieved great success. Also, his relationships with players are quite fascinating. He has a way of getting the best out of them, and some of the stories from the training ground and how he coached them are really engaging. Moreover, his experiences in high - pressure matches and how he strategized are also great parts of his story.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

One memorable story is when they were doing a photo shoot outdoors. A sudden gust of wind blew away one of their props, and a member chased after it in a really comical way, like a character in a cartoon. It was so unexpected and funny.

One memorable story is about a lieutenant who accidentally sat on a freshly painted bench. His uniform got all smeared with paint, and he had to walk around like that for the rest of the day. His soldiers couldn't stop laughing whenever they saw him.

One memorable story is about a sports photographer. He was on the sidelines of a big football game. As a player was about to score a touchdown, he got so excited that he accidentally stepped into the field right as the player was running towards him. The player had to dodge him and the photo that was taken was of the player looking very confused and the photographer with a shocked expression. It became a viral photo for all the wrong reasons.