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At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…

...Sneak Peek into a chapter... "Don't play with fire, President Jing." His eyes darkened; the temperature in the room dropped drastically. It was a warning. However, Jing Lihua cherry red lips merely curled up into a smile. "What if I want to play with fire, President Li?" "Woman, do you not see your position? You are pinned down by me. Yet you still dare to act so frivolously? If you do not have any intention to finish things, you better not start them!" Li Zhiqiang's eyes were cold as frozen ice. "Otherwise, I will make you regret." "President Li." Jing Lihua's sweet voice again assaulted his ears. "What if I want you to make me regret?" ...End of Sneak Peek... Flesh made of translucent ice, bones made of precious gems... Jing Lihua, the eldest miss of the aristocratic Jing family, was a classic beauty with a tragic end. Stabbed in the back by those closest to her, betrayed by those she put her utmost trust, forsaken by those for whom she sacrificed herself; years of harshness taught her a lot. So when events take a turn and she is allowed to reincarnate seven years back on her marriage night, when everything was still in her hands, when everything had just started to take turns, she is determined to change the course of things... She is determined to protect those who were true to her and at the same time... ruin those who had the demons in their hearts. However, things take an interesting turn when she discovers new secrets left uncovered in her previous life. A formidable man named 'President Li', the young master of the prestigious 'Li' family known as the great 'Devil' in the mortal world appears in her life and sends her plans into chaos... Author Note: The First 20 chapters are rewritten by me. So they are good to go. After that for the next fort chapter, quality drops a bit. Then it gradually returns to best. Bear with it for a while. I'm in the process of editing. Discord: https://discord.gg/G6QZpBt

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

One of the best assassins from Earth gets killed by his own organization. His soul gets reincarnated in the world of My Hero Academia with Yoruichi's powers, what will happen to that world when an assassin wields the power of the 2nd division's former captain? here's the discord : https://discord.gg/nnUPcCrNea Not my cover. I do not own MHA/Bleach characters.

How bad was it like to be separated from the wife he really loved just because she had accomplished her job to free him from that horrible syndrome he had suffered? That was what Mahendra, the sole heir of Wenceslas, exactly felt. He had just recovered from his post traumatic syndrome disorder. All of sudden he had to face the reality that his wife was taken back by her family forcefully, a daughter of a former aide of his family. She was not only taken back home, but there were a lot of mysteries lie behind the leaving of the girl he had married with a tight prenuptial agreement. Didn’t they always say; Miss Aruna would be the bet. Had he lost the bet? But, love had pierced deep in his heart. How to get her back? When he knew the fact that Aruna might face very bad luck if she was going back to him, he was estimating his steps if he needed to make sure to destroy the enemies of Wenceslas before taking her back. Behind his doubts and tiresome, that man was about to give up. shockingly Aruna came to him on her own will and proposed him an offer, she would be back to his arms on certain time limit. “I don’t need others. You often lift me up and then put me down. I’m tired of being treated that way. If you really want to come back to me, please love me completely”. Hendra smoothened her dress. That cute and beautiful girl left without turning back, leaving him her seductive scent. “Wait! Two months, alright?”. “Yes….”. she turned back and looked at him “Will I get something I never have as a husband for you?” Mahendra looked at her intensely. She nodded. “Come here and prove it?!”. Would Hendra be able to be a perfect husband for her when he was given a second chance for two months? Instead of trying to prove that he was a good man, he had different plans He chose to make that girl pregnant sooner before the time was over. Would he be able to chain that girl once again by making her pregnant? Or would she go back home for good? Enjoy the track record of Mahendra Hadyan Wenceslas, the new CEO of Wenceslas Group ____________________________ *** Follow My Book Dear ^^ *** Tale Of The Half-Blood Wizard The Half-Blood Wizard: Thief Of Time Stealing The Wife's First Kiss Once A CEO Wife Mr CEO's Beloved Wife Mr CEO’s Pregnant Wife ************************ Updates every day at (GMT+8) 07.00 AM ************************ #Meet me on Instagram: bluehadyan #Discord: bluehadyan#7481 #Translator: Lia

A story about magic. It will mainly follow the protagonist in his own adventure and findings about magic. It will be the same time line as the original story but will hopefully follow it's own plot and will continue even after Hogwarts. I'm unsure whether to continue so please show support as well as criticism in the reviews if you wish to see more for more support www.patreon.com/JaySawant