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Can you share some funny quotes from short stories?

2024-11-01 08:19
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From 'The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County' by Mark Twain, 'Well, thish - yer Smiley had a yaller one - eyed cow that didn't have no tail, only jest a short stump like a bannanner.' The way the character's speech is written, with the mispronunciations and unique descriptions, is very funny and gives a vivid picture of the storyteller.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some funny quotes from short stories?

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2024-11-23 17:05

Sure. In 'Alice in Wonderland', the Cheshire Cat says, 'We're all mad here.' It's a funny and thought - provoking quote. It shows the topsy - turvy nature of Wonderland where normal rules don't apply.

Can you share some funny quotes from short stories?

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2024-10-28 16:19

Sure. For example, in the short story 'The Gift of the Magi', O. Henry wrote, 'Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.' It's a funny yet poignant quote about the reality of life.

Can you share some funny quotes about short stories?

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2024-10-26 11:37

A short story is like a mini adventure. As someone once said, 'A short story is a love affair; a novel is a marriage. A short story is a photograph; a novel is a film.' It humorously points out the concise yet impactful nature of short stories compared to novels.

Can you share some funny quotes and stories?

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2024-11-24 03:02

Sure. A funny quote by Oscar Wilde: 'I can resist everything except temptation.' As for a story, there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, someone who thinks I'm royalty!'

Can you share some good quotes from short stories?

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2024-12-12 14:48

One good quote is from 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry: 'But in a last word to the wise of these days let it be said that of all who give gifts these two were the wisest.' It shows the selfless love of the couple in the story who sacrifice their most precious possessions for each other.

Share Some Funny Quotes from Christmas Stories

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2024-11-07 12:41

In many Christmas stories, there are lines like 'Santa Claus is coming to town!'. This is a jolly and funny quote as it creates a sense of excitement and anticipation, especially for children. It has been used in so many Christmas - themed movies, songs and stories, and it always brings a smile to people's faces because it represents the magic of Santa's arrival on Christmas.

Share Some Funny Quotes from Christmas Stories

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2024-10-31 22:33

A funny quote is 'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.' It humorously plays on the idea of Santa's once - a - year appearance. It also implies that some people might be a bit too much to handle more often than that!

Can you share some funny quotes from christmas story?

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2024-11-17 11:15

Another great quote is 'We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.' It shows the fun and whimsical side of Christmas with the elves' unique diet. This quote always makes me laugh as it's so unexpected and gives a unique view into the Christmas world.

Can you share some funny quotes about stories?

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2024-11-27 15:49

Sure. 'A story without love is like a sky without stars.' It humorously emphasizes the importance of love in a story. Another one could be 'Stories are like shoes, some fit perfectly and some make you walk funny.' which compares stories to shoes in a rather comical way.

Share some funny quotes stories.

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2024-11-09 11:44

There's a story about Mark Twain. He once received a letter from a reader who said that he found a spelling mistake in one of Twain's books. Twain wrote back, 'I am so sorry about that. I must have been misspelled by the printer.' His humorous response turned the situation around in a clever way. Another example is Oscar Wilde. He was known for his witty quotes. One time he said, 'I can resist everything except temptation.' This simple yet profound statement is both funny and thought - provoking.

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