webnovel

Can you share some funny baby stories?

2024-11-01 12:02
2 answers

There was a baby who saw a cat for the first time. Instead of being scared, the baby started making strange meowing noises back at the cat. The cat was so confused and the baby just found it hilarious and kept on doing it.

A baby was given a bowl of mashed potatoes. Instead of eating it, the baby decided to smear it all over his face and hair, looking like a little white - haired old man. His parents couldn't help but laugh at the sight.

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

New book is out: The Beast Tamer Is A Slime ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
4.9
2474 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
2430 Chs

Can you share some funny baby brain stories?

3 answers
2024-12-05 11:30

Sure. One funny baby brain story is about a baby who saw a dog for the first time. The baby thought the dog's tail was a strange, wiggling toy and tried to grab it every time the dog passed by. Another is a baby who tried to put a big block into a very small hole, not understanding the concept of size.

Can you share some funny baby name stories?

1 answer
2024-11-16 04:21

One funny baby name story is about a couple who had a very long argument over what to name their baby. In the end, they combined the two names they liked the most and created a completely new name. Another is a family who named their baby 'Pixel' because they worked in the tech industry and thought it was a modern and fun name. There was also a baby named 'Luna' because the parents were into astronomy and loved the moon.

Can you share some baby funny hospital stories?

2 answers
2024-11-15 21:35

Once there was a baby in the hospital who was so fascinated by the stethoscope. Every time the doctor tried to use it on the baby, the baby would reach out and try to grab it, thinking it was a new toy. It made everyone in the room laugh.

Can you share some funny newborn baby stories?

2 answers
2024-11-13 20:05

Well, there was this newborn who had a full head of hair. When they put a little hat on him for the first time, he somehow managed to wiggle it off within minutes. And when the nurse tried to put it back on, he started making these gurgling sounds that seemed like he was protesting. It was hilarious. Also, a baby girl once yawned so big right after birth that it looked like she was trying to swallow the whole world. It was so adorable.

Can you share some funny baby naming stories?

2 answers
2024-11-12 09:37

Well, I know of a family who named their baby 'Blue' just because the mother had a dream about a beautiful blue sky right before she went into labor. There's also the story of a couple that named their baby 'Pixel' because the father worked in the tech industry and thought it was a cute and modern name. And then there was a family who named their baby 'Luna' after the moon, as they were all stargazers and had a special connection to the night sky.

Can you share some funny baby sitting stories?

1 answer
2024-11-11 04:20

When babysitting a little boy, he got into his mother's makeup. He painted his face like a little monster. He thought he was so cool and growled like a monster at me when I walked in. I couldn't help but laugh.

Can you share some funny new baby stories?

2 answers
2024-11-10 14:52

Sure. There was a baby who saw a dog for the first time. Instead of being scared, the baby started giggling and tried to imitate the dog's barking. It was so cute.

Can you share some lost baby funny stories?

1 answer
2024-11-09 10:56

There was a baby who got lost in a big department store. He ended up in the women's clothing section. He grabbed a big hat and put it on his head and started dancing around, thinking it was a game. The store clerks found him having a grand old time.

Can you share some funny twin baby stories?

1 answer
2024-11-08 15:30

Sure. There was a pair of twin boys. One day, their mom dressed them in identical outfits but put different colored socks on them by mistake. When they were playing outside, a neighbor thought they were playing a new kind of 'opposite day' game with their clothes.

Can you share some funny baby delivery stories?

2 answers
2024-11-07 03:36

Sure. One story is about a couple who rushed to the hospital. The husband was so nervous that he forgot the bag with all their essentials at home. When the baby was about to be born, he ran around the hospital borrowing diapers and baby clothes from other new parents. It was a chaotic yet hilarious situation.

a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z