Tell me some intentionally stupid scary stories.

A characteristic is the use of over - the - top and illogical elements. For instance, a story where a teddy bear comes to life and tries to tickle people to death. It's not meant to be super - serious scary but more of a light - hearted, yet still spooky, kind of story. These stories usually don't rely on deep psychological fear but rather on the absurdity of the situation. So, it could be a story about a pencil that writes on its own and the words it writes are threats, which is really stupid but also a bit scary in a comical way.

Here's a stupid scary story. There was a house where all the brooms in the closet would come to life at midnight. They would start sweeping the floor on their own, making creepy scratching sounds as they moved. But instead of cleaning, they just spread dirt everywhere. And there was a cat in the house that was terrified of these brooms. Whenever the brooms started their midnight routine, the cat would hide under the bed and meow pitifully. It was a strange and spooky sight.

There was a time when a girl was home alone and heard strange noises. She got really scared. Turns out it was her cat knocking over a stack of cans in the pantry. The cat had a silly look on its face when she found it. It was both stupid and funny in the end.

A girl was so excited to try a new dance move she saw online. But when she did it, she slipped and landed right in a puddle. She was all muddy but couldn't stop laughing at herself for being so clumsy.

Once there was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for his whole life just because he thought that was the right way. It's so stupid but also quite funny.

A florida man once painted his whole body fluorescent green and ran down the street at night thinking he was an alien. People were really confused and scared. The police had to take him into custody for causing a public disturbance. He probably watched too many science - fiction movies and got a bit carried away.

There was a guy who tried to steal a bike that was chained to a pole. Instead of using bolt cutters or any proper tool, he tried to pull it apart with his bare hands for hours. Eventually, he was caught red - handed when the owner came back. It was so stupid because he could have easily been seen and he didn't even have a proper plan for stealing.

Once in elementary school, a boy thought he could fly like a superhero. He climbed up on the jungle gym and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Another time, a girl brought her pet hamster to school without permission. It got loose during class and everyone was chasing it around the room.

One Florida man decided to go surfing during a hurricane. He thought it would be an amazing experience. But he ended up getting swept away by the huge waves and had to be rescued by the coast guard. He clearly didn't think about the danger involved.

A girl once made a handmade Valentine's Day card for her crush. She spent days on it, with glitter and all kinds of cute drawings. But when she went to give it to him, she tripped and the card landed in a puddle. She was so embarrassed that she just ran away without saying a word.