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Can you share some funny daily life stories?

2024-11-01 17:26
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Well, here's one. My neighbor was trying to do some gardening. He was wearing these big, old - fashioned overalls. As he bent over to plant a flower, his pants split right in the middle. He didn't notice at first and continued gardening until his wife came out and started laughing hysterically.

I have a story. I was in a coffee shop and there was a man who ordered a very complicated coffee drink. When the barista finally made it and handed it to him, he took a big sip and then made a really strange face. It turned out he didn't actually like the taste of all those fancy ingredients he asked for.

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Card Apprentice Daily Log

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Dalton Wyatt, a world-renowned scientist and inventor, is transmigrated into the body of a high school student, also named Dalton Wyatt, who had tragically committed suicide due to unfortunate circumstances and a complicated life. The enchanting world of cards he finds himself in is vastly different from Earth, yet eerily similar in certain aspects. Unlike the peaceful Earth, where humans fought only amongst themselves, this new world is plagued by dungeons and monsters. Here, humanity's survival hinges on battling these mythical and legendary creatures. Ordinary mortals lack the strength to stand against such formidable foes. Thankfully, a select few are blessed with the ability to harness their souls, manifest soul power, and become card apprentices—humanity’s last hope against extinction. Card apprentices are individuals who form contracts with grimoires, mystical artifacts that allow them to wield powerful and versatile cards to fend off monsters and conquer dungeons. A grimoire provides card apprentices with abilities such as card creation and card fusion. Most importantly, it enables them to unlock their full potential in card battles. While this world shares the concept of science with Earth, its focus is not on electronics or industrialization. Instead, cards replace the need for most technologies, fulfilling even the smallest of daily necessities. This world revolves entirely around the grimoire’s abilities, particularly card creation and card fusion. Transmigrated to a place where strength can be bought with money, Dr. Wyatt is forced to earn a living to ensure his survival. Fortunately, with his otherworldly knowledge and expertise, card creation comes naturally to him, setting him apart from other card apprentices. Dr. Wyatt crafts and sells perfect, powerful, and resourceful cards, steadily growing stronger in this monster-ridden world. --- "What did you say? Making good cards is hard? Bah! Card creation is a breeze." "My friend, let me enlighten you—there are no 'trash card ingredients,' only incompetent card creationists." [Commencing card creation using ingredients, i)Bloody Veins - G Rank, Mortal Grade ii)Nyon Rope - G Rank, Mortal Grade iii)Common Core - G Rank, Mortal Grade Card creation… complete! Card Name: Bloody Rope Card Type: Item Card Card Rank: E Rank, Common Grade Card Rating: 3 Stars Card Durability: 100/100 Card Effect: The Bloody Rope can bind and incapacitate its target. When in contact with a target’s wound, it triggers paralysis and blood drain effects. Additional Effect: Paralysis, Blood Drain] "This can’t be real! You used G-rank mortal-grade ingredients and yet crafted an E-rank common-grade card with full durability and a three-star rating? This isn’t real—I must still be dreaming! I couldn’t possibly have woken up today—this has to be a dream!"
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Can you share some daily life funny stories?

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2024-12-07 16:53

Sure. One day, my cat chased its own tail for like five minutes straight. It was so funny to watch it go round and round, completely oblivious to what it was actually doing.

Can you share some funny daily life stories?

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2024-11-15 15:18

Sure. Once I was in a hurry to get to work and accidentally put on two different shoes. One was black and the other was brown. I didn't notice until I got to the office and my colleagues started laughing. It was so embarrassing but also really funny in hindsight.

Can you share some daily funny stories?

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2024-11-28 02:52

There was a woman who was driving on the highway. She saw a sign that said 'Low Bridge Ahead'. But she thought it was just a joke and drove on. Well, of course, she hit the bridge. When the police came, she said, 'I thought it was just a prank!' The police just shook their heads.

Can you share some daily jokes funny stories?

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2024-12-02 20:15

Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Can you share some daily sport funny stories?

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2024-11-08 12:09

Sure. Once in a football match, the goalkeeper was so distracted by a butterfly on the field that he didn't notice the ball coming towards the goal until it was too late. The ball just rolled into the net while he was chasing the butterfly.

Can you share some integrity daily life stories?

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2024-12-12 04:43

Well, in my school, there was a situation where a test paper was wrongly marked for a student. The student could have just ignored it and got the higher score. But he informed the teacher about the mistake. This shows integrity as he was honest in an everyday academic situation. Integrity is about doing the right thing even when no one is watching, like in this case where he could have easily taken the unearned advantage.

Can you share some funny stories from Daily Star?

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2024-12-03 08:10

Sure. One funny story from Daily Star could be about a dog who chased its own tail so enthusiastically that it ended up getting dizzy and falling into a small pond. The owner was both worried and amused at the same time.

Can you share some funny stories from the Daily Telegraph?

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2024-11-26 03:05

The Daily Telegraph may have funny stories related to workplace humor. Maybe there's a story about an office prank that went a bit too far but ended up making everyone laugh. Picture an employee who changed all the keyboards' language settings to a made - up language and how the others reacted. Such stories add a touch of light - heartedness to the paper.

Can you share some funny life stories?

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2024-11-22 17:56

Well, my friend thought he could teach his parrot to sing the national anthem. He spent weeks trying, and one day the parrot finally started making some noises that sounded like the song. But just as he was showing it off to us, the parrot suddenly started squawking some random words from a TV commercial instead. We all burst out laughing.

Can you share a daily life funny story about pets?

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2024-11-28 10:14

Sure. My dog loves to chase his tail. One time, he chased it so vigorously that he spun around in circles for what seemed like minutes and then finally just plopped down dizzily. It was hilarious to watch him be so confused about his own tail.

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