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Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

This story is going to serve as a repository for all of my different stories that are either discontinued or complete with less than ten chapters. Every 'chapter' in this story will be it's own contained story, and each day I will endeavor to post a new one up for everyone to read.

A wealth of varied sexual histories. The stories are unrelated. Support me in Patreon

Credit goes to Orginial Author-san, Anonwriting2021 One of the increasingly popular tropes of the doujinshi world has been the concept of netorare, or NTR. The genre involves the cuckolding of an individual in plots that go from the regrettably familiar to the outrageously misogynistic and misandristic. While the author recognizes that fetishes are generally a matter of "to each their own so long as it doesn't non-consensually hurt anyone," this collection of stories is meant to provide views on how those NTR plots might evolve if carried out to their natural conclusion.

Dude gets blown to smithereens and reincarnated as a dragon Tags: Dragonmc, opmc, iseaki, reincarnation, nonhuman, magic, gods, soimaspidersowhat, strongtostronger Also, the MC is not from our Earth and is from the earth in so I'm a spider so what universe. (The cover image ain't mine) (Kumo desu ga Nani Ka Fan fiction) (Gonna use both Manga and LN elements as well as my own bullshit pseudo science in this) (Amature here so don't blame me if its ass)

I'm gonna survive-just watch me! I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When someone asks if you're a guardian spirit, you say...?I've really done it this time. After I saved my old classmate who's been reborn as an overpowered vampire, the townspeople took it upon themselves to worship me like some kind of guardian spirit. Not that I'm complaining about the delicious free food, but...I'm a loner by nature! I'm TERRIBLE at dealing with people! And they're not monsters, so it's not like I can just kill them to make them go away. What am I gonna do...? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mystery man and a smart phone? Things are about to get interesting! I'm continuing to level up and kick some monster booty into the next stratum! But there's more to this world than I thought...and it seems there are some big figures at play behind the scenes. Like this man, for example-he just popped up out of nowhere! And...what's this? Holy crap, a cell phone?! Maybe I'll finally be able to communicate with someone down here in this labyrinth, and start getting to the bottom of things! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I-i-it's not like a spider needs friends! I did it! I'm finally an Arachne!...Aaand things already aren't going the way I thought they would. I'm inexplicably on a road trip with the Demon Lord, a reincarnated baby, and her troubled vampire guardian. I don't really interact with them much, besides subjecting my reborn classmate to insane training, watching the party sneak off into villages, hearing about the delicious food they eat...Wait, hold up. Doesn't it seem like I'm the only one who's being left out?!? W-w-well, the monsters up here taste delicious, so whatever! Sniff, sniff. I wonder if my other brains are having a better time... What are they even up to?