Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it took him the entire length of the aisle to reach the altar. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the altar. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the end. When asked what he was doing, he sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring - bear.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord be with you.' The old woman replied, 'Well, if He has to be with someone, I guess it's okay.' It shows the simple and humorous take on faith.
There was a Christmas tree that was always sad because it was always left alone at night. One day it told its ornament friend, 'I'm so lonely when the lights go out.' The ornament said, 'Don't worry, you're just going through a dark phase.' This shows that even Christmas things can have a sense of humor about their situation.
Well, here's a funny story. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.' The doctor says, 'Pull yourself together!' There are also stories like a man who ordered a chicken and an egg in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'I'll have the chicken first, then the egg. I like to see things develop.'
Sure. There's a story about a vampire who went to the dentist. The dentist was so scared when he saw the fangs, but the vampire just said, 'Don't worry, I only want a check - up, not a snack!'.
Sure. There was a time when our math teacher was writing on the board and his pants split right in the middle. He didn't notice at first, and we were all trying hard not to laugh. When he finally realized, his face turned as red as a tomato. It was hilarious.
Sure. Here is one. A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.'
Sure. Here is one: A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'Well, why did you come in here then?' The man replies, 'The light was on.' This short story has a touch of dark humor as it plays on the man's delusion in a rather unexpected and somewhat morbid way.