Can you share some christian counselor funny stories?

One story is about a counselor who had a client who believed that the church bells ringing at odd times were secret messages from God just for him. The counselor gently guided him to see that it could just be the bell - ringer's practice schedule. It was funny in a way as the client was so adamant about his theory.

Sure! One time a camp counselor was leading a hike. He was trying to show off his knowledge of nature and pointed at a big tree, saying it was a very rare species. But then a little camper said, 'My dad planted those all over our backyard last year.' The counselor was so embarrassed.

One funny story is about a young Sunday school student. When asked who made the sea, he replied 'Noah, because he had an ark!'. It was a cute mix - up of creation and the story of Noah's Ark.

Sure. There was a priest who was always misplacing his glasses. One day during the sermon, he couldn't find them again. He said, 'Dear Lord, help me find my glasses.' Then he suddenly realized he was wearing them all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

Sure. There was a pastor who was always misplacing his glasses. One Sunday, during the sermon, he was searching everywhere for them on the pulpit. Finally, he realized they were on top of his head all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

There was a fisherman who was a devout Christian. One day while fishing, he dropped his Bible into the water by accident. He reached in to get it and his hand landed on a big fish. He took it as a sign that God has a sense of humor and provides in unexpected ways.

One funny Christian short story is about a little boy in Sunday school. The teacher was talking about Noah's Ark and asked if anyone could name two of every animal. The little boy raised his hand and said, 'Two lions and two tigers.' Then he added, 'But Noah didn't have to go to the zoo. God brought the animals to him.'

Sure. There was a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked about the Ten Commandments, he said, 'Don't steal, don't lie... and don't let the alligators bite you!' Everyone laughed at his innocent addition.

Sure. There was a priest who was known for his absent - mindedness. One Sunday, he started his sermon and then suddenly realized he was wearing two different shoes. His parishioners couldn't help but chuckle when he sheepishly pointed it out.

Sure. One story is about a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked who created the world, he quickly said, 'God did it in six days and then He took a nap on the seventh!' It shows a child's innocent view of the creation story.