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What are some typical lawyers funny stories?

2024-11-02 07:58
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A lawyer showed up to court with his fly unzipped. When his colleague pointed it out to him during a break, he joked, 'Oh, I thought that was a new style of legal opening!' It was a really silly moment that had everyone in stitches.

There was a lawyer who specialized in environmental law. He was so passionate about it that during a deposition, he accidentally started talking about saving the whales instead of the relevant legal matter at hand. He went on this long rant about how whales are amazing creatures and need protection. His opponents couldn't help but laugh, and even his own client was a bit bemused. But it also showed his genuine passion for his area of law in a rather comical way.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
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My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
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Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Song Yu, an up and coming architect was supposed to be the fiancée to the second son of the Qi Family... until her family went bankrupt. The engagement was called off and she finally has the freedom to love whoever she wants to! Years later, a twist of fate made her cross paths with the Qi family again. In order to land a prestigious architect role in an upcoming hotel construction project, she had to impress the director of Qilin. Follow Song Yu as she navigates through life and love!
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Not your typical baby mama

Not your typical baby mama

All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man. But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not supposed to cross paths. So when she finally left the next morning, little did she know that fate had a 'little surprise' in store. [Warning : This book has a mature theme. Read at your own discretion. Suitable for 18+ audiences ] A/N: ALL CREDIT FOR THE COVER GOES TO THE OWNER (UPLOADED ON PINTEREST and the App called BOOK COVER MAKER PRO for editing. I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT. With that said, enjoy the book my lovelies Xx
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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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What are some typical elements in funny lawyers stories?

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2024-10-25 11:11

One typical element is the lawyer's over - the - top dramatics. For example, a lawyer might make grand gestures while making a point that are completely unnecessary. Another is when they get caught in their own legal jargon and trip over their words. Also, the situations where lawyers misunderstand basic facts of a case can be really funny.

Can you share some lawyers funny stories?

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2024-11-02 08:24

Sure. There was a lawyer who was so absent - minded. Once in court, he started arguing a point from a completely different case. The judge had to remind him several times which case they were actually dealing with. It was really hilarious as he just got so carried away with his brilliant argument from the wrong case.

Can you share some funny lawyers stories?

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2024-10-26 03:06

Well, there's the story of a young lawyer who was trying to impress his senior colleagues. He prepared a long and elaborate speech for a simple case. But when it was his turn to speak, he got so nervous that he mixed up all his words and ended up making no sense at all. His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at his blunder.

What are some typical shopping funny stories?

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2024-12-11 15:04

One typical shopping funny story is when people misjudge the size of something. Like buying a huge piece of furniture without measuring the space at home first. Then they struggle to fit it through the door or find a place for it. It's really funny to see them trying to figure out what to do.

What are some typical elevator funny stories?

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2024-12-06 05:52

One common funny story is when someone tries to press all the buttons in the elevator just for fun. And then acts all innocent when other people get in and wonder why the elevator is stopping at every floor.

What are some typical funny Chinese stories?

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2024-12-05 15:06

One funny story is about a Chinese chef. He was making dumplings and accidentally dropped a coin into the dough. When the dumplings were served, a customer bit into it and thought he had a toothache at first. After realizing it was a coin, everyone had a good laugh. This kind of thing often happens in a busy kitchen.

What are some typical funny karma stories?

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2024-12-04 09:14

There was this neighbor who always played loud music late at night disturbing everyone. One weekend, he had a really important exam to study for. But that night, all his neighbors decided to have a big party with even louder music. He couldn't study at all. It was a case of karma. His lack of consideration for others came back to haunt him.

What are some typical funny menopausal stories?

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2024-12-02 09:46

There are also stories where menopausal women have mood swings that lead to funny situations. For example, a woman got really annoyed with her husband for leaving the toilet seat up. Instead of just telling him off, she put a big sign on the toilet that said 'Beware of the Menopausal Monster' and every time he saw it, he couldn't help but laugh. This kind of humor can be a great way to deal with the challenges of menopause.

What are some typical funny lesbian stories?

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2024-11-30 02:30

Well, I know of a lesbian couple where one of them was trying to surprise the other by cooking a big dinner. But she completely misread the recipe and ended up making something that looked like a science experiment gone wrong. They laughed so hard at the mess that was on the plate. It was a really cute moment.

What are some typical funny unfortunate stories?

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2024-11-28 02:08

A classic one is when someone is giving a speech and their pants split right in the middle of it. It's so embarrassing for them but hilarious for the onlookers.

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