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I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

DICARI!!! Seorang perempuan muda, usia tidak lebih dari 23 tahun, cantik, menarik, mulus, dan belum pernah menikah alias masih perawan untuk melahirkan minimal 3 anak. Akan dinikahkan dengan seorang billionair tua dan cacat. Kompensasi berupa uang 100 juta perbulan sampai melahirkan 3 anak. Dan kompensasi perceraian berupa uang 1 milyar, 2 apartemen mewah, dan 1 kendaraan mewah. Calista Ardiningrum menghela nafas panjang membaca sebuah postingan di akun IG maklampir, sebuah akun gosip yang memiliki jutaan follower dan beritanya selalu tajam aktual namun belum dipastikan kepercayaanya. Ribuan komentar beragam ada yang menertawakan, mengejek, mencemooh, bahkan ada yang menghina sampai ke urat. Calista adalah seorang mahasiwi jurusan keguruan sebuah universitas negeri ternama di Jakarta yang juga bekerja paruh waktu sebagai office girl di sebuah perusahaan multinasional ternama di ibukota demi membiayai kuliahnya sendiri. Dia juga anak rantauan dari kota gudeg yang ayahnya hanya seorang tukang becak dan ibunya penjual jamu gendong keliling. Calista anak pertama dari 2 bersaudara. Adik laki-lakinya masih menyandang status pelajar SMK yang setelah pulang sekolah menyambi jadi pengamen di sekitar stasiun Tugu ataupun sepanjang jalan Malioboro. Tapi, kenapa dia sampai begitu perhatian dengan postingan dari akun gosip tersebut? Karena tiba-tiba ibunya menelepon kalau ayahnya menjadi korban tabrak lari sebuah mobil yang tidak diketahui pemiliknya. Kini ayahnya masuk ICU dan harus membayar puluhan juta untuk biaya operasi. Calista tidak tahu harus meminjam kemana karena uang sebanyak itu tentu saja tidak akan mudah didapatkan dalam waktu singkat. Sedangkan, phak rumah sakit berkata semakin cepat uangnya tersedia maka operasi pun akan secepatnya dilakukan. Apakah Calista akan mengorbankan hidupnya demi menolong ayahnya? Temukan jawabannya di novel ini .... *** Terima kasih untuk semua readers yang bersedia meluangkan waktunya membaca novel kedua saya, yang kemungkinan besar akan hadir dalam versi bahasa Inggris juga. Author selalu setia menunggu komen, vote power stone, dan gift yang teman-teman berikan di setiap chapternya. Silahkan menikmati karyaku lainnya: 1. Cinta Tak Berbalas 2. Angel's Blue Eyes 3. Tetaplah Bersamaku! 4. My Lovely and Sassy Wife 5. Runaway Ex-Wife

Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away!  Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books: • I'm The King Of Technology •Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me! And, •In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park... You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. But after a while, it will pick up quickly. . . Now, back to the synopsis. Er-Erhmm.. (narrator-voice on) ... In another world called Blue Star, the famous son of wealth, Dorian D. Tian, is thrown into a whirl of unfortunate circumstances, resulting in his death. . His parents had a brutal car accident that left them in a coma, and his uncle had quickly taken over the company,  and seized the company, making sure that he was financially crippled for good. With that, the famous young master struggled desperately. And in the end, he gave in to his despair and depression, leaving the sad, lonely world. The end? Heh... Think again! Because in that brief moment, the lifeless corpse suddenly opened its eyes, revealing a deep calm look. That's right. Another mysterious soul had entered the body. But if one thought this story was just about revenge, then sorry... that wasn't even the half of it! .... The mysterious entity suddenly triggered an exorcist system. And from then on, both humans and even those from the underworld shuddered in fear and despair at the mysterious soul's cruelty. [Humans]: "Demon! Demon! You're definitely a demon!" [Demons]: "Help! Help! The famous demon wants to eat me!" [Evil Spirits]: "You!... Are you the one who is an evil spirit or us? Why the hell did it seem like you're the demonic one instead?" [Ghouls]: "You stay away from me! Stay away from me now, you evil entity!" [Hellhounds]: "Are you sure you're not the son of hades?" The system couldn't help looking at its host in doubt. Its indicators said that its host was indeed mortal. But why did it feel like something was wrong with its host? Dorian lightly chuckled in amusement. He would also like to ask the same question. What exactly was his identity? Well, this would be the biggest mystery of all. But Dorian wasn't in a hurry. Who were his enemies, and who were his allies? Soon, he would find the truth. In the meantime, why not play a little? "Demon! stay back!" "Oooo~~~... I... I want to go back to the underworld where it's safe." "Run for your lives! The demon is here!" …..

He is a bastard who tries to trample all American police under his feet-GCPD. He is like the 21st century Robin Hood, who can easily disguise himself as the person you are most familiar with. We are not even sure whether he is a "he" or "her"-CIA We may have to spend a lifetime hunting him down, but in the end, it is mostly useless-FBI  The magician under the moonlight. His risk assessment... is very complicated, but we can at least be sure that he is much more skilled than most members of the Avengers-SHIELD, He is our dream lover-Female fans. "In this world, treasures, and beauties are the most indispensable"- Mathison. ___________________________ Disclaimer: This is a Chinese fanfic translated by us. Raws Link: https://sj.uukanshu.com/book.aspx?id=163458 Author: Creek and Fish Translator: Lwiza We do not own any of the characters of this work nor the cover picture. If the owner of the picture wants it taken down, you can contact us and we will immediately do so ---------------------------- The novel here will always be many chapters behind, so head on to Reincarnation Palace and support the translators there.

Getting thrown into a volcanic mountain? Stalked by bloodthirsty creatures? Hunted by people who love pitchforks and fire? Finding yourself participating in a ghost festival? This was normal. Well, at least, according to Huang Zhihao a.k.a. Mastermo, the world’s most famous and beloved pro-gamer. A hardworking youth whose first love was gaming. At an age, where he should be dating and attending business parties with his father, you’ll find him holed up in his room, enjoying his favorite game: T.I.A.D. He had always aimed to be at the top of the pro-gamers list and now that he had achieved that goal, he had a new ambition: To beat the Gamemaster of T.I.A.D. An online RPG released with the help of VR technology, a game that became an overnight sensation because of its marketing strategy. A simple strategy where they gave out a cash prize of a million dollars to anyone who stands first at winning the game. All you have to do is beat the Gamemaster, an unknown man who is respected by all and has also, unfortunately, become the target of their weapons. Unexpectedly, Huang Zhihao had fallen in love with the anonymous Gamemaster whom he had to kill! Join Zhihao on his journey where he fights monsters, meets new people, unravels many plot twists, and finds love. "It was.....you??" Zhihao asks in shock, as if, he hadn't guessed it already. -Filled with adventure. -A slow burn. -More story-based -Filled with fluff (Try not to die from the sweetness) -no smut lol For the rest, you can read the story and find out. It won't disappoint \(^~^)/

(c) to the owner of picture above ^ Short Story and Different Sexual Fantasy. Introduction: This story is the property of the author. It may be redistributed, copied and stored without changes, though it is not to be used by commercial entities. Using this material in any commercial publication, including websites, without the express permission of the author, will be followed up with legal action. This fictional story was written for the entertainment of adults and should not be viewed by those under the legal age. (c) to the owner of all the story( I put it here for my own to read, my place/town/home have low cignal and I do this to download and read offline. ) (* need to go down just to have cignal and download it) -for my friends too we both love to read some erotic thanks -Report it if you want -rate it if you want -webnovel will delete it. I just read for my own -If you know something like this apps that can Hide so no one read it and change background(black) please let me know so I can use it. - to owner if you want to this to taken down just comment and I will...(so ya white knight wanabe won't bother so much) -erotica.c*** -sexstories.c** -milfstories.c***