Tell some funny animal stories.

A dog once chased its own tail for hours. It thought it was some other small animal. When it finally caught it, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to actually get it. It then just let go and walked away as if nothing had happened.

A cat I knew was terrified of cucumbers. One day, someone placed a cucumber behind it while it was eating. When it turned around and saw the cucumber, it jumped about a foot in the air in fright. It was really funny.

The platypus has its own share of funny stories too. It is such an odd - looking creature. Once, a platypus was spotted waddling up a riverbank with a small fish in its bill. It seemed so proud of its catch, but then it dropped the fish and had to scramble to pick it up again, which was quite comical.

Once there was a pig who thought he was a dog. He would chase after the farmer's boots every morning and try to fetch them. The other pigs found it really strange but the farmer thought it was hilarious.

One funny story is about a dog and a cat. The dog was always trying to play with the cat, but the cat was a bit grumpy. One day, the dog found a ball and brought it to the cat as a gift. The cat, instead of playing, just sat on it. The dog was so confused but still wagged its tail happily.

I have a great one. I saw a squirrel trying to cross a busy road. It would run a few steps forward, then run back when a car came. It repeated this for a good five minutes until finally it found a gap and scurried across. It was like it was playing a game of 'dare' with the cars.

Sure! There was a squirrel that once stole a whole bag of nuts from a park bench. It dragged the bag that was almost as big as it was all the way up a tree. It was really hilarious to watch.

There was a dog that loved to play hide - and - seek. One day, it hid behind a really small plant that could barely cover it. Its big eyes were peeking out and it thought no one could see it. It was so funny to watch.

There is a story about a squirrel. It always tries to steal nuts from a bird feeder. One day, it overestimated its jumping ability and fell into a pile of leaves right below the feeder, looking so clumsy and funny.

One funny animal moment is when a cat tried to jump onto a shelf but miscalculated and ended up in a box instead. It was so surprised and just sat there looking confused. Another is a dog that chased its own tail so enthusiastically that it got dizzy and fell over.