What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?

I heard about a guy who was running late for a job interview. He got on the wrong bus and ended up in a completely different part of town. When he finally realized his mistake, he had to call the company and explain. They were so amused by his story that they rescheduled the interview for him.

A friend told me that her dad tried to assemble a new bookshelf. He got so confused with the instructions that he ended up building a very wonky structure that looked more like modern art than a bookshelf. It was so slanted that no book could stay on it, but he was proud of his 'creation' which was really funny.

There was a story about a first date at a coffee shop. The guy was trying to be all suave and order for the girl. But he got her order completely wrong and she was allergic to something in the drink he ordered. She had a mild allergic reaction right there and they had to rush to get some medicine. It was a mess and not at all how they expected the date to go.

A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.

I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.

Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'

I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.

I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.

A group of campers once set up their tents right under a tree. During the night, a squirrel dropped a nut on one of the tents. It made such a loud noise that everyone thought there was a bear outside. They were all screaming and huddled together until they realized it was just a squirrel. It was really funny.