Can you share some funny short simple stories?

A man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought it, the man noticed there was a fly on it. He said to the waiter, 'There's a fly on my steak. I'm not paying for this!' The waiter calmly replied, 'That's not a fly, sir. It's a piece of parsley. See, it doesn't fly away when I blow on it.' And then the waiter blew on it, and of course, the fly flew away.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to a zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. But he saw a monkey looking so cute and pitiful. He couldn't resist and threw a banana. Just then, the zookeeper came and said, 'Sir, we are trying to diet the monkey!'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Once, I saw an old man sitting on a bench in the park every day. He just watched the birds and smiled. One day I asked him why. He said those little creatures made him feel the beauty of simple life. No matter how busy the world was, they just lived their own simple and happy lives.

One short ghost story is about a little girl who lived in an old house. Every night, she heard strange scratching noises on her bedroom window. One night, she peeked through the curtain and saw a pale hand with long, sharp nails. She screamed and when her parents came, there was nothing there. But the scratching continued every night.

There was a leprechaun named Finn. He lived near a village. One day, a girl from the village lost her favorite ribbon. Finn found it and decided to return it. As a reward, the girl gave Finn a delicious piece of cake. Since then, Finn became friends with the villagers and often helped them find lost things. This shows that not all leprechaun stories are about trickery and gold.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And this one: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.