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Can you share some funny real estate stories?

2024-11-03 05:19
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Well, there was a man who sold his house. The new owner moved in and kept hearing strange noises at night. It turned out that there was a family of raccoons living in the chimney. It took a lot of effort to get them out. It was quite a hilarious situation for everyone involved.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some funny real estate stories?

2 answers
2024-11-05 14:25

Once, a man was selling his house. He had a very naughty parrot. During the house viewings, the parrot would keep shouting 'Don't buy this dump!'. It took him a long time to finally sell the house after he managed to keep the parrot quiet. Well, the new owners actually wanted the parrot too in the end because they thought it was so funny.

Can you share some real estate closing funny stories?

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2024-12-05 09:52

Well, at a real estate closing, the buyer brought a really large family with them. There were so many people in the small closing room that some had to stand. And the kids were running around being noisy. But when it came time to sign, one of the kids accidentally knocked over a glass of water onto the papers. Everyone panicked for a second, but then just laughed it off as they dried the papers.

Can you share some funny real estate agent stories?

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2024-11-21 13:23

Once an agent was taking pictures of a house for the listing. As he was in the bedroom, the homeowner's pet parrot started mimicking him saying 'This is a great room, this is a great room'. The agent was so startled at first but then found it hilarious and included the parrot's voice in the video tour, which made the listing really stand out.

Can you share some real estate closing funny stories?

1 answer
2024-10-28 13:03

I know of a real estate closing where the power went out suddenly. So, they had to finish the closing using the flashlight on their phones. The agent was trying to read all the legal jargon in a spooky flashlight - lit room. It was quite a comical situation, and they all still managed to get everything done.

Can you share a real estate funny story?

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2024-11-16 04:03

Sure. There was a couple looking at a very old house. The real estate agent was trying to sell it by highlighting its 'charm'. When they opened the closet in one of the bedrooms, a raccoon ran out. The agent quickly said, 'See, it even comes with a furry roommate for free!'

Can you share a real estate funny story?

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2024-11-15 06:58

A family bought a new house. They were told that the garden had some rare plants. When they moved in and started exploring the garden, they found out that the 'rare plants' were just some very overgrown weeds. They had a good laugh about it and decided to turn the weedy mess into a beautiful flower garden.

Can you share some funny estate planning stories?

1 answer
2024-12-06 22:54

Sure. There was a man who left his entire estate to his cat. He had a detailed plan for the cat's care, including a trust fund for food, vet bills, and a luxurious cat condo. Another story is about a woman who left her antique spoon collection to be divided among her neighbors. But she had so many spoons and specific instructions that it led to some comical disputes over which spoon was the rarest.

Can you share some funny estate agent stories?

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2024-11-26 20:21

Sure. One time an estate agent showed a couple a house. The couple asked if the place was haunted. The agent, trying to be funny, said 'Only by the ghost of good taste!' Another story is an agent accidentally locked himself in a closet while showing a large mansion. He had to call for help on his phone and the clients found it hilarious.

Can you share some estate agent funny stories?

2 answers
2024-11-13 11:09

Sure. There was an estate agent who accidentally showed a house to the wrong couple. He was so confused when they started asking strange questions about a feature that wasn't in that particular property. He realized his mistake halfway through the tour but managed to turn it into a joke and ended up showing them the right house later.

Can you share some real estate investing stories?

1 answer
2024-12-14 12:55

There was a guy who decided to invest in a commercial real estate property. He leased it out to multiple small businesses. At first, it was a struggle to find reliable tenants, but he persevered. Eventually, as the area grew more popular, he was able to increase the rent significantly. His story shows that long - term thinking is crucial in real estate investing. He also had to deal with various maintenance issues, but his income from the property more than made up for it in the end.

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