I'm the monster in your story. What does it mean?

It could mean that I'm going to be something that haunts you, like a memorable or spooky experience that stays with you. Maybe it's a metaphor for leaving a lasting and somewhat eerie impression on you.

It could mean that someone is not a source of terrifying or disturbing stories like those you might hear during an Uber ride. Maybe they don't want to be associated with sharing such spooky tales.

Well, 'vipe' is probably a misspelling of 'wipe'. So it could be a really strange or spooky story about someone coming to wipe your windows, which might seem innocent but in a scary story could take a menacing turn. Maybe it's some sort of entity or a creepy person who has an unusual reason for wanting to clean your windows.

Well, 'I'm the best story' might imply that the person sees themselves as a story full of great qualities, like courage, adventure, and growth. For example, if someone has overcome a lot of hardships and achieved great things, they could consider themselves the best story as they have so much to tell that can inspire others.

You could try to understand why they see you that way. Maybe have an open conversation with them to clarify things.

It could be a rather strange and perhaps inappropriate statement. 'Booty' is a slang term for buttocks. The person is saying they like someone's physical feature (the booty) but then clarifying they're not gay, and'mc stories' might refer to Minecraft - related stories but it's not clear without more context.

It could be a very aggressive or confrontational statement in the context of the movie. Maybe it implies that one character is going to be really hard on another, like constantly following, pressuring or getting in their face.

It could mean that the person is simply stating their race as black and doesn't want any further discussion or argument about it. It's a very straightforward and firm statement of identity.

Basically, it's a statement of survival. Maybe they were in a life - threatening situation like a serious accident or a dangerous adventure. By saying this, they are emphasizing that they made it through and are here to relate the details of that experience.

It could mean that you're blocked, but it might also indicate other issues like technical glitches or the story being removed for some reason.