I need a new butt story. Any funny ones?

"An eye for an eye." The day she burried her parents, this became Amber's motto. Their family just wanted to live their lives the way they wanted. But the royals didn't want them to do so. To fulfill a 3 year promise, their family travelled. But was then ambushed causing her parents lives. She survived and caused their car to explode as if it crashed, leaving within it three bodies, their clones. She then dragged her parents in order to burry them properly despite the location. After finding out who they would be helping, she declared, "I'll help you if you marry me. 5 year engagement, 5 year marriage. You have no choice you can only accept it." ***** "If they didn't want such a law abiding one, then we shall burry this company in the underground. They will regret ever taking action towards us." Ashton declared and his already cold demeanor turned even colder and blood thirsty. ***** After giving him a strong head butt, Amber pointed at him angrily, "Get your head straight and remember this, the reason why I am also here is to support you. The moment that contract was signed I have vowed to protect you as well." Do read my other stories: SHE'S THAT KNIGHT KNOWN AS ZERO (COMPLETED) COMING FOR THE LAST FOURTEENTH (COMPLETED) RESTARTING CHAPTER BOOK FINALE (COMPLETED) VERACITY OF THE PAST (COMPLETED) REBIRTH: STUBBORNLY FULFILLING A PROMISE (COMPLETED) LEFT BEHIND BY TIME (COMPLETED) LLAELLEN'S UPDATES (NEVER ENDING) Please support me on this page as well: https://patreon.com/user?u=52128033&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

"W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21

Hello, everyone this Reaper.D Zero. Sorry for disappearing for so long. But It’s time for me to begin my main project, if you guys don’t remember or you do remember is that all fanfics I wrote before were in preparation for this one. Basically I wanted to focus on the small aspects of things that this story will have. For example The devourer was created from the concept that if the mc went through the revenge arc. The Free supreme nomad was created if the Mc went through the whole I am OP route. Marvel gourmet restaurant if the Mc wanted to focus on the slice of life aspect such as cooking. Now every story will fuse together to make this current one, The mc’s will be completely different in the way that this one is not your average joe. He will have him moments of idiocy but they are not big reminders, they are just reminder for him to not let his guard down. This will be the one fanfic that will not be dropped. I went in blind with the other, this time I am prepared. Romance will be very real, and it won’t be like a girl will cry just because he is a bit mean to her. Hope you like it, this is inspired by Hammer effect and the The spider. The chapter release will 3-5 chapters a week depending on my mood. Sometimes I might save some chapters and do a mass release Discord Link: https://discord.gg/btqXwwASbn

God? reincarnation? multiverse? what?! WTF god is spinning a roulette! Ding! congratulations! you can choose a world of your liking. Ding! lineage randomly chosen. Ding! time line randomly chosen. Ding! power/abilities randomly chosen. Good Luck!

Additional Tags: High IQ, Superpowers, Incest. 1st:- English is not my first language, but I will try my best to avoid mistakes. 2nd:- In this Fanfic, some characters may have a slightly different personality, as I will be slightly adjusting their backgrounds to suit my story. - O - Reincarnation? An interesting concept isn't it? lie don't let anyone fool you with that nonsense. I, Fushiguro Akira never asked for this shit! Do you know how complicated it is to live like a baby? You were never taken seriously by adults. Breast-feeding? As a healthy man, not so much, I refused to drink breast milk, it was a complete humiliation to my pride (weak) Without a Golden Finger, my pathetic reincarnation, like a child without a more or less Golden Finger... My life was tragic, almost comic. '*Ding! Daily Rewards System the soul of the host... complete! Oh?! What the fuck? Finally got my Golden Finger?' Day One: Congratulations, You Received a Porn Magazine Collection! Day Two: Congratulations, You Received a Nuclear Warhead! Day Three: Congratulations, You Received the Military Uniform Princess Outfit! Day Four: Congratulations, you've received a portion of fried chicken! Day Five: Congratulations, you've received the Infinity Stone, Soul! Day Six: Congratulations, You Received The Infinity Gauntlet! Day Seven: Congratulations, You Received All of Darth Revan's Powers and All of His Equipment! - 0 - Current Worlds: Hyouka, Nagatoro, Horimiya, Kawaii dake ja Nai Shikimori-san, OreGairu, My Dress-up Darling, and Natsume Yujin-cho

A One Piece Fan opens his eyes in the body of an 8 year old boy in Paradise. What should he do but enjoy his new life? Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even the cover.