Can you share some funny theme park stories?

Sure. Once in Yellowstone National Park, a hiker got lost but was found following a family of bison thinking they were leading him to safety. He was completely unharmed and had a hilarious story to tell.

Sure. One park ranger told a story about a squirrel that stole a ranger's sandwich right from the picnic table when he turned his back for just a second. The squirrel then sat on a nearby branch, munching away while the ranger just laughed at how bold it was.

Sure. One time at an amusement park, there was a man who was so excited to ride the roller coaster that he accidentally put his hat on backwards just as the ride started. When the coaster took off, his hat flew right off and landed on the face of a person waiting in line for the next ride. Everyone around burst out laughing.

A park ranger once had to deal with a group of pranksters who were setting up fake 'danger' signs around the park. Instead of getting angry, the ranger played along. He pretended to be really worried and started looking for the 'dangerous' things the signs were indicating. The pranksters soon felt bad and confessed. It was a really funny situation where the ranger's good - natured response diffused the situation.

At a water park, there was this one guy who thought he was a great swimmer. He jumped into the wave pool when the big waves were coming. Well, he got tumbled around so much that his swim trunks came off! He was so embarrassed as he quickly grabbed them and ran to put them back on. It was hilarious for the onlookers though.

I remember a story where a group of friends went on a water ride. One of them was wearing a brand - new white shirt. As the ride splashed water everywhere, his shirt became completely see - through. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and he took it all in good humor.

One horror story is about an employee at a water park. There was a malfunction in one of the big water slides. The employee had to deal with panicked guests who were stuck inside. It was a nightmare trying to calm them down while waiting for the maintenance crew. Some guests were screaming and blaming the employee as if it was their fault.

One horror story could be about a malfunctioning roller coaster in a theme park. The coaster suddenly stopped at the very top of a huge drop. Passengers were left dangling there, terrified as they could hear strange creaking noises, fearing the cart might break loose and plummet down any moment.

One time at a theme park, I was on a roller coaster. Right when we were about to go down the big drop, the ride jolted to a stop. We were stuck there for what felt like an eternity, hanging upside down. It was terrifying.

Here's a park horror story. A group of friends decided to have a picnic in the park. As they were setting up, they noticed a strange mist in one corner of the park. Ignoring it at first, they continued. But then the mist started moving towards them. They heard a growling sound from within the mist. Terrified, they grabbed their things and fled the park, never to return again.