Driving Stupid Horror: Share Your Asparagus Stories

There was this time when I was on a long drive. I stopped at a diner and had some asparagus - filled meal. After that, I continued driving and started feeling a bit drowsy. I passed by an old, abandoned house that looked really spooky. My mind, probably affected by the drowsiness and the asparagus, started imagining all kinds of horror scenarios. I was being really stupid because there was no real threat, but my overactive imagination made it seem like a horror story was unfolding right in front of me.

I don't really have an 'asparagus story' related to driving and horror. But I can imagine a scenario where someone is driving at night, sees something that looks like a giant asparagus in the middle of the road, and freaks out thinking it's some kind of horror - ish apparition. It could be a really stupid moment if it turns out to be just a strange - looking tree or a pile of trash that got blown into a weird shape.

Well, here's one. I was once driving with a friend who was really into trying new and strange foods. He had just eaten a bunch of asparagus and the car started to smell really bad. Then, out of nowhere, a horror - like figure ran across the road. My friend was so startled that he accidentally swerved. It was a really stupid moment because it turned out to be just a deer, but the smell of the asparagus and the sudden scare made it seem like a horror story for a second.