Are there any really hilarious funny bear attack stories?

There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.

A girl with IBS was at a family gathering. There were so many delicious foods, but she knew she had to be careful. However, she couldn't resist trying a little bit of everything. Soon enough, her IBS started to give her trouble. She ended up running to the bathroom multiple times. Her family members, who knew about her condition, were joking about how she was 'visiting the porcelain throne' more often than chatting with them. It was a bit embarrassing for her at first, but then she saw the humor in it too.

Well, there's this story. A divorced woman knew her ex - husband was a huge football fan. So she bought all the tickets to the local football team's home games for the entire season and didn't tell him. He was left with no way to watch his favorite team play live at home stadium. It was a bit of a mean but funny revenge.

At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.

Yes. There was a cannibal who was always late for the feasts. His tribe mates would scold him. One day he showed up early but with a very small person. He said, 'I got this one on my way here, he's just an appetizer because I'm always late for the main course.' This shows the warped sense of humor that can be associated with the concept of cannibalism in fictional and comical stories.

Yes, like the one where a drunk driver thought his car was a horse - drawn carriage. He was making 'neigh' sounds and was waving a pretend whip in the air while driving. His passengers were both laughing and scared at the same time. Thankfully, he was stopped before anything bad happened.

Well, there was this one story where a surfer thought a shark was attacking him, but it actually just bumped his board gently as if it was curious. He was so scared at first but then realized the shark wasn't really being aggressive. He ended up laughing about it later, saying it was like the shark just wanted to say hello in a really strange way.

Yes, there are. In a certain region of Montana, a camper was recently attacked by a black bear. The camper had left some food outside his tent, which likely attracted the bear. Fortunately, he was able to use bear spray to fend off the bear before it caused serious harm.

I know of a tradie who was supposed to be building a fence. He was so excited about a new power tool he had just bought that he started using it without really reading the instructions. He ended up cutting the wrong pieces of wood and had to start all over again. His colleagues still tease him about it to this day.

Yes. A man was in a hurry to get to work. He put on his shoes without looking and realized too late that there was a small toy in there. He stepped on it hard and broke his toe. He had to go to work limping and tell everyone this really silly story.