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What are some of the funniest Christian stories you know?

2024-11-03 21:00
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There was a group of missionaries who went to a very remote village. They were trying to teach the villagers about the story of Noah's Ark. But the villagers had never seen a boat before. So, when the missionaries were explaining how all the animals were on the ark, one villager asked, 'How did they all fit? Did they stack on top of each other like we stack our firewood?' It was a very humorous misunderstanding of the story, but it also showed the missionaries how different the worldviews could be and how they needed to find better ways to communicate these religious stories. This interaction led to a series of interesting conversations between the missionaries and the villagers.

A minister was preaching about forgiveness. He told the story of how Jesus forgave those who crucified Him. After the sermon, a little girl came up to him and said, 'Pastor, I'm glad Jesus forgave those mean people. But if I was Jesus, I would have made them clean up the mess they made on the cross!' It was a really cute and funny response from the little girl. Her child - like view of the story of Jesus' crucifixion and forgiveness added a touch of humor and innocence to the whole concept.

One story is about a new choir member. She was very nervous during her first performance. As she was singing, she got so carried away that she accidentally knocked over the big cross on the altar. Everyone was shocked for a moment, but then they all started to laugh. After that, she became known as the 'cross - toppler' in the church, and it became a funny story that people would tell with a chuckle. It was an embarrassing moment for her at first, but it ended up bringing some light - heartedness to the church community.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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5335 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are some of the funniest christian stories you know?

3 answers
2024-10-28 02:00

One story is about a Sunday school teacher who asked the children if they could name any great man who was born in Bethlehem. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'I know, Jesus!' The teacher said, 'Good, now can you name another?' Johnny thought for a moment and said, 'I can't, but I know he wasn't born there alone!' It's a cute and funny way to look at the Nativity story.

What are some of the funniest Christian Mothers Day stories you know?

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2024-11-12 05:26

I heard of a mother who was always trying to get her kids to be more involved in the church. On Mothers Day, the kids made a skit about the story of Mary and Joseph. But they got the details so wrong. Instead of a manger, they had Joseph living in a tent. It was a really funny and creative take on the story. The mother couldn't stop laughing even though it was all wrong.

What are some of the funniest moments in Christian marriage stories?

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2024-11-15 09:58

In one story, the best man, who was a bit clumsy, dropped the rings during the ceremony. He quickly picked them up and said, 'Just a test from God to see if we can handle a little chaos in this holy union!' Everyone laughed. Another time, a couple's pet dog, which they considered a part of their family, ran up to the altar during the wedding and barked loudly. It was unexpected but added a touch of humor.

What are Some of the Funniest Christian Couple Stories You've Heard?

1 answer
2024-11-17 11:57

There's a story about a Christian couple who were redecorating their house. They decided to put up a big cross on the living room wall. But when they were hanging it, it slipped and made a big hole in the wall. Instead of getting mad, they said it was a reminder that Jesus can break through any walls in their lives. They then fixed the wall together and hung the cross more securely.

What are some of the funniest christian relationship stories you've heard?

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2024-11-07 21:49

There was a story about two Christian singles in a youth group. They were paired up for a Bible study project. They were so different in their study habits. One liked to read aloud and the other liked to be quiet and write notes. At first, they couldn't get along at all. But as they continued to work on the project, they started to understand each other's ways. One day, they both showed up wearing the same 'Jesus Loves You' t - shirt by accident. They had a good laugh and became really good friends. Eventually, they started dating. It was a funny and heart - warming story of how differences can bring people together in a Christian relationship.

What are some of the funniest maritime stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-16 05:05

There was a captain who had a parrot on his ship. The parrot would mimic the captain's orders. One day, when the captain shouted 'All hands on deck!', the parrot repeated it so many times that all the sailors were running around in circles not knowing which 'order' was the real one. It led to a lot of chaos and laughter on the ship.

What are some of the funniest dental stories you know?

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2024-12-16 04:48

A man went to the dentist with a toothache. When the dentist checked, he found a small piece of popcorn kernel stuck between his teeth for weeks. The man had no idea how it got there. It was really funny.

What are some of the funniest snowman stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-15 07:38

I heard of a snowman that was built near a pond. A duck came along and thought the snowman was a new kind of strange 'creature'. The duck waddled around the snowman quacking in confusion, which was quite hilarious.

What are some of the funniest landlord stories you know?

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2024-12-15 04:50

A landlord once accidentally locked himself out of the building while doing an inspection. He had to call a locksmith and wait outside in the rain for an hour. All the tenants were peeking out the windows, giggling at his misfortune.

What are some of the funniest butterfly stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-14 03:09

There was a time when a butterfly flew into a barber shop. It landed on the barber's comb. The barber was so surprised that he just stood there for a moment. The customers were all amused by this unexpected visitor. Then the butterfly flew around the shop, making everyone laugh as it dodged the scissors and razors in a comical way. This went on for a few minutes until it finally flew out.

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