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What are some of the most hilarious security guard stories you've heard?

2024-11-04 08:11
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I heard about a security guard in a museum. He was very proud of his knowledge of art. One day, he was explaining a painting to some visitors. He got all the facts wrong and was so confident about it. When another visitor, who was an art expert, corrected him, he refused to believe it at first and it led to a really funny argument.

A security guard at a hotel had a habit of whistling a very off - key tune all day. One day, a famous opera singer was staying at the hotel. The singer heard the guard's whistling and came out to give him some tips on how to whistle better. The guard was so embarrassed at first but then they ended up having a great conversation, which was quite a funny sight for the other hotel guests.

There was this security guard at a school. He was in charge of making sure the students followed the rules. One time, he saw a group of students running. He chased after them shouting, 'Stop!'. But when he caught up, he realized they were running because they were late for a fire drill practice. He ended up looking really silly. He then joined in the drill as if he was supposed to be there all along.

Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

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