Can you share a diuretics funny story?

A man started taking diuretics and didn't realize how quickly they would take effect. He was in the middle of an important meeting at work. All of a sudden, he felt an urgent need to pee. He tried to hold it but in the end, had to excuse himself in a very awkward way. His colleagues still joke about it.

Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So he asked the zookeeper, 'Why does that penguin look so down?' The zookeeper said, 'Well, it's from the South Pole and it's cold here, but it's not cold enough for it to be happy.'

Yes. There is this dog. It chased its own tail thinking it was some kind of strange animal. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy. It was so funny.

Sure. There was a dog who always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a big package. The dog barked as usual, but this time, the package was so big that when the mailman put it down, it fell over and made a loud noise. The dog got scared and ran away yelping. It hid behind the sofa until its owner came home and calmed it down.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat. It tried to catch its own tail all day long, running around in circles. It was so silly and made everyone who saw it laugh.

I'm not sure which funny story 'it's a funny story' refers to. Maybe you can describe some key elements of it so that I can have an idea.

Sure. Well, once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow at birds. It was hilarious to see his confused face when he couldn't quite get the hang of it like a real cat.

Well, a group of ducks once decided to cross a busy road. They waddled in a line, one after the other. The cars had to stop and wait for them. One duck at the end of the line seemed to be daydreaming and was left behind. It suddenly realized it was alone and started running as fast as its little legs could carry it to catch up with the others. The drivers were all laughing at this cute scene.

Sure. Once upon a time, a cat chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little mouse. It ran around in circles for ages, until it finally got dizzy and just plopped down. It was hilarious to watch.

Sure. Once there was a couple. The girl loved to dance in the rain but was too shy to do it alone. One rainy day, the boy secretly set up a little dance floor in their backyard. When the girl saw it, he took her hand and they started dancing in the rain like two carefree kids. It was a moment full of laughter and love.