Do you have any funny stories about auto claims adjusters?

There was this adjuster who went to see a car with a large scrape. The driver said a ghost had pushed his car into a pole. The adjuster, being a practical person, started looking for real causes like skidding marks or other cars involved. But the whole idea of a ghost - caused accident made for a really funny story among his colleagues later.

Well, once I heard a story. A person on TaskRabbit was hired to assemble a really complex piece of furniture. They showed up with all these strange tools and started working. Halfway through, they realized they had misread the instructions completely. Instead of building a bookshelf, they were making something that looked like a modern art sculpture. It was hilarious when they finally showed it to the homeowner.

Sure. Once I saw a little boy trying to eat a huge loaf of bread like it was a hamburger. He opened his mouth as wide as he could but still couldn't take a proper bite, and his face got all smeared with butter. It was hilarious.

On a trip to a mountain, my friend and I got lost. We followed what we thought was a path but it led us to a dead - end near a cliff. We were so scared at first but then we just started laughing at our stupidity. After that, we found the right way back.

A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'

Sure. There was a claims adjuster who went to assess a flooded basement. When he got there, the homeowner was standing in knee - deep water, holding a fishing rod and said he was 'taking advantage of the situation' to catch some fish that had swum in. Another one was about an adjuster dealing with a car accident claim. The claimant said a kangaroo caused the accident but there were no kangaroos in that area at all.

Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.

A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.

Yes. A husband bought his wife a beautiful dress as a surprise. When she saw it, she thought he was hinting that she needed to dress better. She got mad at first. But when he explained it was just because he saw it and thought it would look amazing on her, she felt silly and they had a good laugh.

I heard about a goat that managed to get into a small car. It honked the horn and scared the owner when they came back. Apparently, the goat was attracted by a bag of food left in the car. The owner had to call for help to get the goat out, and it was a really crazy situation.