Tell me a biscuit funny story.

I'm not sure specifically which 'biscuit man story' you are referring to. There could be many stories related to a biscuit man. It might be a local folktale where a man who makes or sells biscuits has an interesting adventure, like he might have a special recipe that he uses to save his bakery from closing down.

In a bakery, there was a new apprentice. He was tasked with making biscuits. He mixed up the ingredients and instead of making normal biscuits, he made some really strange - shaped ones. Some looked like little monsters, and some were so lumpy that they didn't seem like biscuits at all. When the boss saw them, he was both angry and amused. He decided to sell them as 'funny - shaped special biscuits' and they actually sold really well because of their uniqueness and the funny story behind them.

I'm not sure specifically about a story named 'Valentine's Day Biscuit the Dog Online Story'. It could be about a dog named Biscuit having an adventure on Valentine's Day in an online - themed context, like maybe Biscuit interacts with other virtual pets or discovers a special Valentine's treat in an online game world.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

Yes, Sea Biscuit is based on a true story. It's inspired by the real-life horse and its racing career.

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.

Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.

Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.

A magician was performing on stage. He pulled out a rabbit from his hat as usual. But this time, the rabbit didn't want to come out. It held onto the inside of the hat with all its might. The magician had to pull really hard and finally, when the rabbit came out, it had the magician's wig in its mouth. The whole audience burst into laughter.