Can you share some short humorous ghost stories?

Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.

Here's one. A young ghost was trying to make spooky noises to frighten people in an old house. But he had a cold and every time he tried to moan eerily, it came out as a sneeze. People in the house thought there was a really strange mouse or something. They'd say 'Oh, that odd little sound again' not realizing it was a clumsy ghost.

There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'

Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.

Sure. Here's one. A frog was trying to climb out of a well. It kept slipping back but it said to itself, 'I might slip a hundred times, but I'll get out on the 101st try!' And finally it did. This shows that persistence pays off even if you face setbacks humorously.