Once there was a Cajun fisherman. He went out to the bayou early in the morning. As he was casting his net, he accidentally caught his own hat instead! He tugged and tugged until he finally realized it wasn't a big fish. He just laughed and said, 'Well, at least my hat got a good bath!'.
A Cajun man named Jean - Luc was trying to fix his old boat. He was under the boat, banging away with his tools. His wife called out to him, asking what he was doing. He replied, 'I'm trying to make this old thing float better.' Well, when he finally came out from under the boat, he had so much grease and dirt on his face that his wife didn't recognize him at first. She screamed and he just laughed, saying, 'It's just me, trying to be a boat mechanic!'