Tell me more good wedding jokes stories.

A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.

Well, here's one. A minister was preaching on kindness. He said, 'We should be kind to everyone, even the mosquitoes. Because they might be angels in disguise.' People chuckled at that. It's a simple yet humorous way to get the point across.

Joke: Why don't chickens like people? Because they beat eggs (beats)! It's a funny way of using homophones to create a joke.

Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: In a small town, every Christmas the children would gather to make a big paper chain to decorate the town hall. One year, a little girl got so excited she accidentally glued her hair to the chain. Everyone had a good laugh and helped her get free. Then they all hung the chain together.

A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.

Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.

Sure. Here's one. At a wedding, the priest asked the groom, 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?' The groom replied, 'I do.' Then the priest asked the bride, 'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?' There was a long silence, and then the bride said, 'I need a minute. I didn't think we'd get this far.'

A little boy in a Hindi class was asked to spell 'pani' (water). He said, 'P - A - N - I. Aur yeh bhi toh pani nahi hai, yeh toh spelling hai!' (P - A - N - I. And this is not water either, this is just the spelling!).

Sure. At a wedding I attended, the priest was in the middle of the ceremony when his cell phone rang. It was set to a really loud and funny ringtone. He quickly fumbled to turn it off, but not before everyone had a good laugh. He then made a joke about how even he can't escape the modern world during such a traditional event.

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience (patients).