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Share some of the best stoned stories.

2024-11-05 19:07
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One of the best stoned stories I've heard was about a guy who got stoned and then decided to bake cookies. But he was so out of it that he put salt instead of sugar in the dough. When he took a bite, he was so confused as to why the cookies tasted so bad. It was hilarious.

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

[WARNING! THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT] Elysia Davies, is a true beauty with many talents. She is not only the top actress in Los Angeles, California but also the lead vocalist of the ever popular girl group 'Spicy Sugars'… Ivan Moore, the handsome CEO of 'Mystic World & Entertainment', is not only the richest business tycoon of the world but also the charismatic member of the famous boy group 'Golden Amigos'… She is a troublemaker, while he is the peacemaker… She is the 'Feisty Queen’ of the industry whereas he is the 'Chill Dude'… She loves to torture people who hold a grudge against her while he is the king of forgiveness only towards those folks who doesn’t target his families… She is the rich spoiled brat while he is the wealthy respectful heir… Simply, she is the Tormentor but he is the Savior… So many differences between both of them yet they had one thing very much common in their lives…'HATE'..!!! They hate each other with every living cell in their bodies… Just a look at each other is enough to flip their mood off. If they were kept in the same place, it could turn even the most peaceful heaven into a scorching hell. In short, they should never be left alone with each other. That could cause chaos and disasters. But the question is, what will happen when these two opposite poles attract? What if the yin and yang, are abruptly tied together by a so called 'Arrange Marriage'? Will the hatred between them overcome all the boundaries and blossom into LOVE? Or, will they still continue as the two sides of coin rather than blooming into the most 'Mismatched Couple'? And, what does their lives have in store for them? A smooth love track or a roller coaster ride with many twists and turns? --- “I don’t like to walk on flowers if there are no thorns on them. And I’m no saint nor a forgiver… I’m a witch who can make the hell descend on to the earth, on those who tries to step on me. And there is no ‘mercy' in my scary dictionary. ” Elysia scowled as she glared at him. “Oh, so you’re now a spooky poet too, huh? Then let me also add my own share to your so-called poetry.. I can be the thorn in your flower bed if you wish me to be. Try intriguing my rage, I’ll never set you free. If I unleash my demonic side, you’ll perish in the hell you’ve created. Cause the word ‘mercy’ has never existed.. ” Ivan scoffed at the raging lady, standing in front of him. "Not only you but I can act like the devil too." he smirked with his eyes mocking at her. Elysia huffed in rage as she spouted with her venom filled eyes, “You know what!! I just hate you, Mr. Ivan Moore.” “Trust me…The feeling is mutual, Ms. Elysia Davies!” Ivan spat, chuckling darkly at her… --- “Never have I thought in my life that I’ll fall in love with my biggest foe. Now, she is the sole controller of my heart.” Ivan said inching closer to her. “Who could have imagined that I’ll be head over heels with my nemesis whom I have loathed the most in the past..” Elysia mumbled touching her nose to his. “I love you Sia..” Ivan whispered, pressing his forehead to hers. “I love you too, Ivan..” Elysia muttered as their lips crashed in as they kissed each other passionately, under the vast sea of stars.. --- Hi, this is author here… Thank you for looking into the synopsis. If you liked it then please join the rollercoaster ride of this amazing 'Haters turns lovers' couple by adding this book into your library.. I promise that it will be a full package of drama, love, revenge and many more interesting twists and turns which will lead you to unfold numerous of secrets… No rape and physical abuse… But have lots of face-slaps… I hope, you guys will give it a try… ---- This is my second book… My first book is 'My Heart Beats Only For You'.. If you want, then please check it out too… [P.S.- The cover is not mine.] ---- Discord https://discord.gg/AscctQj Insta @sree_exol
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Wife Loving Husband: Husband, spoil me some more!

Wife Loving Husband: Husband, spoil me some more!

At the age of 6, she lost her mother, At the age of 10, she lost her dear grandmother, 6 years back, she was fooled by her soon-to-be fiance and was forced to leave her maternal house, 4 years back, she was kidnapped and then was in an accident, due to which she forgot the past 2 years of her life. Life was never easy on her. She has suffered a lot! Someone has correctly quoted, "justice can be delayed but it will not be denied.” Finally, God showered her with mercy. She was found by her paternal family. She got a loving grandmother, an uncle and a cousin. With their support, she rose in power and was now a name of terror in the business world, Zhou Liying. Zhou Liying, popularly known as Hitler or a heartless woman was a smart, shrewd and successful businesswoman. She was called heartless but she had a big heart, doors to which were opened only for her dear one. ... 5 years back, he fell in love for the first time, 4 years back, he was separated from her when she was kidnapped. Mu Yuehan was once a charming, happy-to-go boy. He lost himself when he lost her, the love of his life. Today, he was living like a zombie, holding onto the ray of hope that he would find her. He was a broken man. Only she could fix him. He was alive only for her. "Where are you, TianTian? I miss you." He lovingly looked at the photo in his hand. A tear fell from his eyes. ... "Boss, we found her. She is living with a new identity of Zhou Liying, CEO of Zhou corporations. " "Interesting." Lips of Mu Yuehan tilted up in a doting smile when he looked at her latest photo. His heart started to beat fast like a bullet train. A giddy, boyish smile appeared on his face. "I am so happy to have found you." His voice was so soft that anyone could say he loved the lady in the photo more than anything. ... "Who are you?" Zhou Liying looked at Mu Yuehan as if seeing him for the first time. "How can you forget about me? How can you forget only about me?" Mu Yuehan broke down when he realized that the lady he loved had forgotten all about him. ... Mu Yuehan was not the one to accept defeat in front of fate. Now, he was on a mission, 'make her fall in love with me, again.' . "What are you doing here?" "Didn't I tell you, I am a parasite who is stuck with you!" . Tricks to pursue her: - Showering her with gifts ✓ - Seducing her by using his body ✓ - Staying by her side 24/7 ✓ - Fighting against her attackers, to protect her ✓ - Being shameless ✓ What else is left? Will Mu Yuehan be able to make Zhou Liying fall in love with him? Will Zhou Liying get her revenge on her ex soon to be fiance? What will be the hindrances coming in their love life? To know the answers, peek inside the book: 'Wife loving husband: Husband, spoil me some more!' ... Note: This is an original story written by me. The cover is edited by me but I don't own the picture. Credits to the owner. If you have time, please take a look at my other work ‘Handsome CEO’s bewitching wife’ as well. Don’t forget to leave your precious vote, comment and review. Please give this book and me a lot of support. Happy reading :)
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Can you share some funny stoned stories?

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2024-11-07 19:32

There was a person who was stoned and went outside to enjoy the stars. But he got distracted by a bug on the ground. He followed that bug around for like an hour, making up a whole story in his head about the bug's secret mission.

Can you share some stoned funny stories?

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2024-11-03 19:27

Sure. There was a guy who got stoned and thought his cat was a famous singer. He started making a stage for the cat and tried to get it to sing along to the radio. It was hilarious as the cat just sat there looking confused while he was dancing around it.

Wife stoned seduced stories: What are some fictional wife stoned seduced stories in literature?

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2024-12-16 03:47

In certain Gothic novels, there might be a scenario where a wife is seduced under the influence of some sort of dark magic or mind - controlling element. The stoned aspect could be metaphorical, representing a state of being entranced or not fully in control of her senses. For instance, the wife might be lured into a relationship with an antagonist who has ulterior motives, and this leads to a series of events that drive the plot forward, often involving themes of love, lust, and the consequences of giving in to temptation.

Tell me some stoned friend stories.

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2024-12-14 04:45

There was this time when my stoned friend was convinced that he had lost his phone. He searched everywhere in the house. After hours of looking, he found it in his pocket. He was so out of it that he didn't even realize it was there all along.

What makes a stoned story one of the best?

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2024-11-05 14:17

A great stoned story often involves some sort of misadventure or confusion. Like the time someone stoned tried to put on their shoes on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for ages without realizing. It's the unexpected and silly things that happen when the mind is in a different state that make it a great stoned story.

Wife stoned seduced stories: Are there any real - life inspired wife stoned seduced stories?

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2024-12-14 04:07

Yes, there may be some real - life inspired stories. For example, in some cases where a person's mental state was altered due to medication or a medical condition (the stoned - like state in a sense), they might have been more vulnerable to unwanted advances. But these are often very complex situations that involve issues like consent and power imbalances.

What are some interesting stoned cock drunk stories?

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2024-11-21 19:39

I don't really have specific stoned cock drunk stories as it's not a very common or appropriate topic in a general sense. But if we think about it in a more metaphorical way, like a 'cocky' person being drunk and acting silly, there could be stories of someone overconfident at a bar getting into comical arguments because they had too much to drink.

Are there any real stoned sex stories?

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2024-11-14 06:19

This kind of topic involves both inappropriate sexual content and drug - related elements which are against ethical and legal norms. So, there should not be any positive exploration about it.

What are the funniest stoned stories you know?

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2024-11-07 22:48

A stoned guy once tried to unlock his front door with his car key for half an hour. When he finally realized his mistake, he laughed so hard at himself.

Can you share a stoned cock drunk story from folklore?

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2024-11-20 14:31

I'm sorry, but I haven't come across any folklore that involves a 'stoned cock drunk' scenario. Folklore often features heroic tales, magical creatures, or lessons about life, not such a strange and unclear concept as this.

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