What are some memorable 'Harry Potter funny short stories'?

A couple went to a zoo. The man was trying to impress his girlfriend by imitating the monkeys. He jumped around and made funny faces. However, a little kid came up to him and said, 'You're not as good as the real monkeys.' His girlfriend burst out laughing.

One Valentine's Day, a girl got a love letter from her secret admirer. It said 'You are like a star in my sky'. But then she noticed the letter was in her dad's handwriting. Turns out her dad was trying to be funny and cheer her up as she was single that year.

A mother was reading a bedtime story to her son. In the middle of the story, the son suddenly said, 'Mom, the bear in the story has a funnier voice in my head.' And he started making a really goofy voice for the bear. It was so unexpected and funny.

A memorable story is when Harry Redknapp was doing a pre - match talk. He accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that one of the prankster players had placed on his chair. The whole room erupted in laughter, and it actually lightened the mood before the big game.

One funny short story could be about Fred and George Weasley's latest prank at Hogwarts. They turned all the Slytherin's robes into bright pink ones overnight. The Slytherins were horrified as they walked into the Great Hall in the morning, much to the amusement of the other houses.

Well, there's the story of a stoner who thought the moon was following him home. He kept looking out of the car window and shouting at the moon to go away. It was quite funny.

One story is about a baseball player who tried to slide into home plate but his pants got caught on a fence post near the plate. He was left hanging there, unable to reach the plate and looking extremely silly. His team was laughing so hard they could barely help him.

A memorable one is when a politician was giving a speech outdoors and a flock of geese flew overhead, honking loudly. He tried to incorporate the geese into his speech, saying they were nature's way of cheering for his policies. It was so unexpected and funny that it was talked about for weeks. The way he improvised on the spot was quite comical.

A memorable one is when a player tried to do a really fancy trick to score. He spun around several times, but then got dizzy and fell flat on his face just as he was about to shoot. The ball just rolled away harmlessly. It was so funny that the whole stadium burst into laughter.

There was a donkey on a farm who loved to bray at the crack of dawn. One day, a visiting city - slicker thought it was some sort of alarm system. The donkey would just stand there and let out long, loud brays that echoed across the farmyard. The city - slicker was quite startled at first but then found it really funny. And every day during their stay, they would wait for the donkey's 'alarm call'. It became a running joke on the farm for that week.