What could be a funny incident related to a bacon grease candle?

There was this old lady who was known for her thrifty ways. One day, she decided to make a bacon grease candle. As she was using it one night, her grandkids came over. They had never seen such a thing before. The youngest one asked if they could eat the candle because it smelled so delicious. The old lady laughed and told them it was for light, not for eating. But the kids kept giggling all night about the idea of eating a candle made of bacon grease.

No, bacon grease can't cure mange. Mange is a serious skin condition that typically requires proper veterinary treatment and medication.

My sister took magnesium citrate. Right after, she started making really loud and strange noises because of the aftertaste. It was like she was speaking in some alien language. We all just stared at her and then started laughing. She was so embarrassed but it was just too funny.

A funny incident could be when a cat jumps onto the bathroom commode and accidentally flushes it while trying to play with the handle. The cat gets all startled by the flushing sound and runs out of the bathroom in a frenzy.

There was this guy who had a small dog and a shock collar to keep it from jumping on furniture. One evening, he was having a date at home. The dog was being a bit too curious about the new person. When the dog tried to jump on the couch where his date was sitting, he quickly pressed the shock button. But the shock was so mild that the dog just sat there looking at him like 'Is that all you've got?' His date found it so funny and ended up laughing instead of being scared by the dog.

Well, at a party, the DJ played 'Cotton Eyed Joe'. There was this one guy, Mark, who was really into the song. He started dancing in a very strange way. He was doing some kind of mix between breakdancing and the traditional Cotton Eyed Joe steps. His flailing arms and legs knocked over a couple of drinks on the table. People were both shocked and amused at the same time. Mark just kept on dancing like nothing had happened, and that made the whole scene even funnier.

Well, Rarity could be in the middle of showing off her latest fashion creation when she farts softly. She'd be so horrified at first, trying to play it off as if it was part of the fashion show's special effects. But her friends would see right through it and start laughing, and eventually Rarity would join in the laughter too.

I know a story where a lady was getting a bikini wax and she brought her dog with her. The dog got loose and ran into the room where the waxing was happening. It started barking at the waxer and the lady was so embarrassed but also found it hilarious in the end.

Well, in a hunting cabin, there might be some old hunting gear left behind by previous visitors. One time, a hunter found an old - fashioned crossbow. He decided to show off his skills to his friends, but when he tried to pull the string, it snapped and hit him right on the nose. His friends burst into laughter seeing his red and swollen nose. He himself joined in the laughter after a while, realizing how silly he must have looked.

The SR 71's maintenance was no joke, but there were some light - hearted moments. One time, the mechanics were trying to attach a new component to the plane. They had all these specialized tools. But one mechanic accidentally dropped a regular wrench near the plane. Another mechanic joked that the SR 71 was so advanced it probably thought the wrench was some kind of primitive alien technology. They all had a chuckle and got back to work.