Can you share some gross school stories?

Sure. There was a day when the mac and cheese was so lumpy and gooey that it resembled something that came out of a drain rather than a kitchen. It was like eating a bowl of cheesy slime. Also, the fish they served one time was so fishy - smelling that it made the whole cafeteria stink. People were gagging just from the smell.

One gross horror story is about an old, abandoned asylum. People who dared to enter at night reported seeing strange, oozing substances on the walls that seemed to move on their own. There were also rumors of a doctor who used to perform cruel experiments on patients long ago, and his ghost was said to still haunt the halls, moaning and dragging his surgical tools behind him.

Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.

Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.

Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.

Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.

Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.

There was this one instance where the school served a soup that had a really off - putting smell. It was supposed to be vegetable soup but smelled like something had died in it. It made everyone in the cafeteria hold their noses. Another gross story is when the fruit cups had fruit that was all brown and mushy as if it had been pre - opened days ago. And don't get me started on the fried chicken that was more grease than chicken, with the skin all soggy and unappetizing.

Once I saw a dog chasing a skunk. The dog thought it was just another furry animal to play with. But when the skunk sprayed, the dog got the full blast. The smell was awful, and the dog was running around all stinky and confused. It was a really funny yet gross sight to behold.

Sure. Once during Christmas, my family went on a trip. At a small inn, the toilet had a really old - fashioned but cute design. There was a little picture of a reindeer on the wall inside. It made everyone laugh when they saw it. It was a small and funny thing that added a special touch to our holiday.