Can you share some funny crazy ex - girlfriend stories?

My crazy ex - girlfriend once decided to redecorate my apartment while I was at work. She painted one wall bright pink and put up these really tacky neon stickers everywhere. When I came home, I was shocked but couldn't help but laugh at her over - the - top creativity. She was so proud of what she'd done too.

Well, my ex once tried to serenade me at my workplace. He showed up with a guitar, but he was so nervous that he forgot all the lyrics and just made up some really silly words on the spot. It was both crazy and funny at the same time.

My ex - girlfriend was really into yoga. One time, she was doing a difficult pose in the living room and lost her balance. She ended up falling right into the coffee table. Thankfully, she wasn't hurt and we both had a good laugh about it for days.

Sure. Once my girlfriend decided to surprise me by dressing up as a giant chicken when I came home from work. She was just standing in the living room, clucking and flapping her wings. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

There was this time when my ex - girlfriend thought she saw a famous actor on the street. She ran up to this random guy, started screaming and asking for an autograph. Turns out it was just a regular person who looked a bit like the actor. The poor guy was so confused and she was so embarrassed when she realized her mistake. It was really funny.

Well, my ex was really into yoga. One time, he was showing off his new pose at the park and accidentally fell into a bush. He was stuck there for a while, waving his legs in the air. It was quite a sight and made me laugh so hard.

Here's one. A group of friends went camping. In the middle of the night, they heard strange noises. They were all scared but one of them was so crazy that he grabbed a flashlight and started chasing the source of the noise. It turned out to be a raccoon that had gotten into their food supply. They all had a good laugh about it in the morning.

Sure. Once, my friend thought he could train his cat to use the toilet like a human. He spent weeks trying different methods. In the end, the cat just started to think the bathtub was its new toilet! It was hilarious seeing his shocked face when he found the cat doing its business in the tub.

There was this incident at a zoo. A monkey stole a visitor's hat and started wearing it like a little person. It walked around with the hat on, scratching itself and making funny faces at everyone. All the people around were laughing so hard. It was a really crazy and hilarious moment.

There was an ex - girlfriend who, in an attempt to win her ex back, sent him a singing telegram every day for a month. But she had a really bad singing voice. The poor guy was both embarrassed and amused at the same time. All his neighbors knew about it and would gather to watch the spectacle each day.