What are some funny wife drunk stories you know?

I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.

One evening, my wife got a bit too much to drink at a family gathering. She started telling everyone about her grand plan to build a treehouse for our non - existent grandchildren. She was so detailed about it, from the number of rooms to the color of the curtains. We all just laughed because she was so passionate about it while drunk, but in the morning she didn't remember a thing.

I heard about a couple who got drunk and thought they could rearrange their entire bedroom. They started moving furniture around, but in their drunken state, they just made a huge mess. And when they woke up the next day, they couldn't figure out how everything got so jumbled. They laughed about it later though.

There's a story about a gay couple who were drunk on their anniversary. They went to a fancy restaurant but were so tipsy that they ended up ordering the wrong food. Instead of the elegant meal they planned, they got a bunch of kids' menu items. But they had a great time laughing about it and sharing their food.

One story could be that at a party, a drunk wife tried to dance on a table thinking it was the dance floor. She was so into the music that she didn't notice everyone was staring at her in shock and amusement until her husband gently pulled her down.

One funny story could be that a drunk wife tries to cook but ends up making a huge mess in the kitchen. She might put salt instead of sugar in the cake batter or forget to turn off the stove. It's a comical situation that has nothing to do with anything erotic.

I know a story where a cheating wife told her husband she was going to a yoga class every evening. One day, her husband decided to surprise her by bringing her a new yoga mat. He went to the studio and found out she hadn't been there in months. Turns out she was with her lover. It was quite funny how her little lie was so easily busted.

Well, there's this story of a gay guy who got drunk at a karaoke bar. He thought he was Celine Dion and tried to hit all those high notes while his friends cheered him on. His over - the - top performance made it a night to remember.

There was this guy who got drunk and tried to have a serious conversation with a lamp post, thinking it was a person. It was just too funny to watch.

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.