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What are some really hilarious traffic stop stories?

2024-11-05 18:49
2 answers

Once, a young guy was stopped and he had painted his car to look like a giant banana. When the officer asked why, he said he was promoting a new smoothie place. The officer was so entertained that he went to the smoothie place later that day. He just gave the driver a few safety tips and sent him on his way.

There was this really funny traffic stop where an elderly man had his parrot in the car. The parrot started talking to the officer, saying things like 'You're not the boss of me!' The officer was so surprised and amused that he ended up chatting with the parrot for a while before letting the man continue his journey.

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Funny traffic stop stories

2 answers
2024-11-05 17:21

One funny traffic stop story is about a driver who was pulled over because his car looked like it was wearing a tutu. He had accidentally driven through some streamers at a party and they got stuck all around the car. The officer had a good laugh and just made him remove them before driving off.

What are some of the most hilarious funny traffic court stories?

2 answers
2024-11-17 08:53

A man got a ticket for driving without his headlights on at night. In court, he said he thought his eyes were headlights and they were working just fine. The absurdity of his statement made the courtroom burst into laughter.

What are some really hilarious funny tradie stories?

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2024-12-13 12:21

I know of a tradie who was supposed to be building a fence. He was so excited about a new power tool he had just bought that he started using it without really reading the instructions. He ended up cutting the wrong pieces of wood and had to start all over again. His colleagues still tease him about it to this day.

What are some really hilarious father - in - law stories?

1 answer
2024-11-06 21:23

My father - in - law loves to barbecue. One day, he was grilling some burgers and got distracted by a neighbor's dog. When he turned back, the burgers were almost burnt. He served them anyway and said they were 'extra crispy' with a big grin on his face.

What are some really hilarious funny boyfriend and girlfriend stories?

1 answer
2024-12-11 15:12

My neighbor and her boyfriend had a funny moment. They were at a concert. The boyfriend was so into the music that he started dancing like nobody was watching. He was doing the silliest moves and his girlfriend was both mortified and amused at the same time. In the end, she joined him and they had a great time.

What are some really hilarious gardening jokes and funny stories?

1 answer
2024-12-11 12:55

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

What are some really hilarious funny office accident stories?

3 answers
2024-12-02 04:55

There was this one time when a co - worker was wearing high heels. She was walking really fast to catch up with someone, and she stepped on a loose tile. Her heel got stuck, and she ended up doing a really awkward dance - like movement to try and free it. Another funny accident was when a guy was using a photocopier. He had a long tie on, and it got caught in the copier's rollers. As he tried to pull it out, he accidentally knocked over the entire copier. Then, there was a woman who thought the office microwave was done beeping, but it wasn't. When she opened it, a big puff of steam came out and made her scream in surprise.

What are some really hilarious funny home invasion stories?

2 answers
2024-11-29 12:21

My friend once had a squirrel get into their attic. It made so much noise that they thought it was a burglar. They called the police. By the time the police arrived, the squirrel had found its way out through a small hole. The whole situation was quite funny especially when the police were looking all serious for an intruder that didn't exist.

What are some really hilarious April Fools stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-14 08:34

A radio station once announced that a famous singer was going to perform a surprise concert in the city center that day (April 1st). People flocked to the center, only to find out it was an April Fools' joke. They were disappointed but also had a good laugh about it later.

What are some really hilarious Fathers Day jokes and funny stories?

3 answers
2024-12-12 06:43

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

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