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What are some humorous US army stories that soldiers like to tell?

2024-11-05 15:03
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A group of soldiers were on a long march. One of them started singing a really off - key and silly song. At first, everyone was annoyed, but then they all joined in. By the end of the march, they had created their own unique marching song that was just hilarious. It became a tradition for that unit to sing it during subsequent marches.

There was a time when a new recruit was trying to impress his superiors during a weapons handling test. He was so nervous that he ended up dropping the rifle and it landed right in a mud puddle. The officers couldn't help but laugh at the look of horror on his face. But they also helped him clean it up and taught him to relax more. This story is often told to new recruits to ease their nerves.

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Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
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That Stranger Lying Beside Me

"Valeria Brown was the only daughter of the Brown family, which was rather rich. But her bestie Ashley and Ashley's mom planned to take everything from her. Also, Mason, who had been dated with Valeria for four years, cheated on her. Valeria caught Mason making out with Ashley in the car! But Ashley never felt ashamed, instead, she drugged Valeria and asked a pimp to take her virginity. A stranger saw through all of this and chased the pimp away. Valeria woke up and found this hot stranger lying next to her. She was annoyed when Ashley told her that man was the pimp. But actually, this stranger who got rid of the pimp and slept with Valeria was the richest CEO..."
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The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

In the rural northeastern mountainous regions stands a tiny Buddhist temple, named One Finger Temple. It isn't a large one but it is extremely miraculous. The temple has rice that emanates an aromatic fragrance. The temple has sweet and refreshing water that rivals ambrosia. The temple has Buddhas that grant wishes to the sincere. The temple isn't large but it has everything. The temple isn't large but it has flourishing incense offerings that far exceed all temples. The temple isn't large but it attracts both citizens and foreigners that line up overnight… The temple has a bald but handsome monk. Every day, he would bawl, "I want to renounce asceticism! I want to marry a chick that's not too pretty, have a cute baby, and lead a stable life!" This book is a casual novel that introduces various Chinese traditional customs, as well as Buddhist ones. It strives to be a positive book, allowing people to reflect on how they should live their lives and treat others.
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Cheng Yan travels through time, only to end up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. Yet this world was not quite as simple as he thought. Witches with magical powers abound, and fearsome wars between churches and kingdoms rage throughout the land. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief, spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city, while fighting against his siblings for the throne and absolute control over the kingdom. Join Roland as he befriends and allies with witches and, through fighting and even farming, pushes back invaders from the realm of evil.
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What are some notable stories of brave soldiers in the Indian Army?

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2024-11-29 22:05

A well - known story is of soldiers who served in United Nations peacekeeping missions. Indian soldiers are often commended for their discipline and effectiveness in these international operations. They help maintain peace in war - torn regions, deal with complex political situations, and are respected for their neutrality and professionalism.

What are some popular us army ghost stories?

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2024-12-15 12:45

One well - known US Army ghost story is about the haunted barracks at Fort Benning. Soldiers have reported strange noises and apparitions late at night. Some say they've seen the figure of a long - dead soldier walking the halls.

Stories of Brave Soldiers of Indian Army

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2024-11-29 09:54

There are many tales of Indian soldiers' bravery. For instance, during a rescue operation in a flood - hit area, Indian soldiers risked their lives to save stranded civilians. They swam through strong currents, carried people to safety on makeshift rafts, and provided essential supplies. Their selfless acts showed their commitment to the people they serve.

What are some of the most inspiring us army war stories?

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2024-11-01 23:03

A story that stands out is of a soldier who single - handedly held off an enemy advance long enough for his unit to regroup. His courage in the face of great danger was truly remarkable.

What are the success stories of US Army online education?

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2024-11-22 20:12

One success story could be that it has increased the accessibility of education for soldiers deployed in various locations. They can now study and upgrade their skills without being physically present in a traditional classroom.

Tell me a US army time travel story.

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2024-11-19 16:23

Well, here's a story. There was a US army unit doing some research in a mysterious desert location. They accidentally activated a strange device that opened a time portal. The soldiers were sucked into it and ended up in World War II. They had advanced weapons compared to the soldiers of that time. Some wanted to use their knowledge and equipment to change the outcome of certain battles, but others were worried about the consequences of messing with the timeline. In the end, they managed to find a way back to their own time through a series of adventures and near - misses.

Can you share some funny US army stories?

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2024-11-05 14:57

One funny story is about a drill sergeant who was known for his strictness. One day during a field exercise, a private accidentally dropped his rucksack into a small stream. Instead of getting angry, the sergeant just calmly said, 'Well, at least your gear is getting a bath now.' It broke the tension and everyone had a good laugh.

What are the challenges faced by gay soldiers in real gay army stories?

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2024-10-28 19:37

One of the main challenges is the fear of discrimination. In many military settings, being gay was not openly accepted in the past. So gay soldiers had to keep their identity a secret. This led to a lot of stress as they were always worried about being found out.

What is the need for soldiers to tell stories?

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2024-12-01 02:23

Another need is for psychological healing. Telling their stories allows soldiers to process the traumas they've endured. It's a form of catharsis. Sharing with others who can understand, like fellow soldiers or therapists, helps them come to terms with what they've been through and start to heal.

Can you share some interesting us army war stories?

1 answer
2024-11-02 01:56

In a particular US Army war story, a medic played a heroic role. During a fierce battle, he risked his life multiple times to reach the wounded soldiers. He ignored the incoming fire and used his skills to save many lives on the battlefield. His selfless actions inspired his comrades and showed the importance of the medical support within the military structure.

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