Can you share some funny lingerie shopping stories?

Sure. A husband decided to surprise his wife with some lingerie. He walked into the store and was immediately overwhelmed. He saw a bright red, very frilly piece and thought it was the epitome of sexy. He bought it without really thinking. When his wife opened it, she burst out laughing because it was so over - the - top and not at all her taste, but his effort was endearing.

One story could be that a husband was so confused among all the different styles of lingerie in the store. He ended up asking the salesperson for the 'least complicated' piece, thinking it was like buying a regular shirt.

Sure. Once I went to a grocery store. There was a little boy who was trying to reach for a box of cookies on a high shelf. He climbed up a bit on the shelf itself and when his mom saw him, she screamed. But instead of getting scared, the boy just grabbed the cookies and said 'Mission accomplished!' with a big grin.

Well, instead of a lingerie shopping story which is inappropriate for a mom - son scenario, here could be a shopping - related alternative. They could go shopping for a gift for a female relative. For example, they might go to a department store to pick out a nice scarf or a piece of jewelry for mom's sister. The son could offer his opinions on which one looks more stylish or elegant.

Sure. One time I saw a little kid trying on adult sunglasses that were way too big for his face. He was strutting around like a movie star, and it was so hilarious. Everyone around was laughing.

Sure. One time I was a mystery shopper at a fast - food place. I ordered a burger and when it came, there was a huge dollop of ketchup in the middle of the bun, like a ketchup volcano. The staff just stared at me when I pointed it out, completely clueless. It was both funny and a bit concerning for the store's service quality.

Sure. One time I ordered a 'large' shirt online. When it arrived, it was so huge it could fit three of me! It was more like a tent than a shirt. I had a good laugh and ended up giving it to my big - framed friend.

Well, I remember going bra shopping myself. I found this bra that had the most absurd pattern, like little cartoon aliens all over it. I thought it was so funny and decided to try it on. When I came out of the fitting room, another shopper gave me the strangest look. But I didn't care because it was just for a laugh. Another funny story was when I was looking for a sports bra and the ones they had were all neon colors. I felt like I was going to glow in the dark when I wore them.

I once bought a 'big' t - shirt. The description said it was a large size. But when it came, it could barely fit my cat. It was so tiny. I had a good laugh about it. I guess their idea of large was very different from mine.

One time, the wife bought a really outlandish lingerie piece with feathers and glitter. When she showed it to her husband, he burst out laughing at first but then was really charmed by her confidence. They ended up having a great time just joking around and feeling closer than ever.