Well, there was this time when a neighbor's kid was using the bathroom. He got so distracted by a bug on the wall that he forgot what he was doing. Next thing you know, he tried to stand up and his pants were still around his ankles. He tripped and fell face - first onto the bathmat. It was really funny but his mom had to calm him down.
One day, I walked into the office bathroom and saw that someone had left a pair of funny - looking novelty glasses on the sink. It was as if they were there to supervise the hand - washing process. We all took pictures and shared them around the office. It was a great ice - breaker for the day.
Sure. There was a time when I was at a concert. The porta - potties were really small. I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet while trying to use it with one hand because there was no place to put it. I had to fish it out and clean it later. It was both gross and embarrassing.
My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.
A waiter in a restaurant was carrying a tray full of drinks. He tripped over his own shoelace which he had forgotten to tie. All the drinks went flying and landed on a customer who was a good sport about it and just laughed. The waiter was really embarrassed but it made for a funny story. Well, it all started when the waiter was in a hurry because the kitchen was really busy and he didn't take the time to check his shoelaces. So, this kind of work - related accident can happen when people are distracted or in a rush.
Once, my cat followed me into the bathroom and jumped into the bathtub while I was filling it up. It was so startled by the running water that it tried to climb out but slipped all over the place. It was hilarious to see it scrambling around with wet fur.
Sure. Once, my friend was walking while looking at his phone. He didn't notice a low - hanging branch and walked right into it. The branch got stuck in his hair and he looked like he had a strange new hairstyle. It was really funny.
Sure. There was this one time when a girl walked into the bathroom and thought she was alone. So she started singing at the top of her lungs. Then she heard someone else start to laugh and realized she wasn't alone. She was so embarrassed.
There was this one time in a public bathroom. A little boy thought the hand dryer was a magic portal and put his head in it. His hair got all messed up and he started crying because he thought he was stuck. We all had a good laugh when his mom finally rescued him.
Funny boys bathroom stories? Well, here's one. A group of boys were in the bathroom and one of them decided to do a really bad impression of their teacher while in the stall. He was making all these exaggerated voices and the other boys were cracking up. But then, the teacher actually walked into the bathroom and they all had to quickly pretend like nothing was going on. Another story is that a boy found a frog in the bathroom once. He was so shocked that he ran out screaming, and when his friends came to see what was wrong, they ended up chasing the frog all around the bathroom, creating chaos.
In a public bathroom at an airport, I saw a sign that said 'Please do not flush your hopes and dreams down the toilet.' It was such a strange and funny sign. I was thinking about who came up with that and why. It made me chuckle every time I thought about it during my long flight waiting time.