What are the funniest airline attendant stories you know?

There was this instance on a flight where the pilot had a really thick accent. During the announcements, he said something like 'We are now cruising at an altitood of 30,000 feet' (instead of altitude). People found it really endearing and it became a running joke among the passengers for the rest of the flight.

I heard about an attendant who had a passenger who fell asleep with his mouth wide open. As a joke, the attendant gently placed a little paper 'do not disturb' sign on the guy's mouth. When he woke up, everyone around was in stitches. He took it well though and had a good laugh himself.

Sure. One horror story is about a flight attendant who had a passenger become extremely drunk and unruly during the flight. The passenger started shouting and even tried to open the emergency exit. The attendant had to call for backup from other crew members and restrain the passenger until the plane landed safely.

Technical issues can also be a big part of these horror stories. Like when the lavatory overflows mid - flight. The smell is awful and the attendant has to clean it up as best as they can while also dealing with disgusted passengers. Another is when the in - flight entertainment system goes haywire and passengers blame the attendants.

A flight attendant I know told me about a time when a very drunk passenger tried to serenade her. He was standing up, singing off - key love songs. She handled it by joining in with him for a bit, which made him sit down quickly. It was hilarious.

One horror story could be a flight attendant having to deal with an extremely unruly passenger who was drunk and started to physically assault other passengers. The attendant had to try and restrain the person without getting hurt themselves, all while ensuring the safety of everyone else on the flight.

A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.

Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.

A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.

A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.