Can you share some court reporters' funny stories?

In one court story, a lawyer accidentally called the judge 'Mom' during a trial. He was so nervous and it took everyone by surprise. The judge just chuckled and told him to be more careful. It was really a funny moment in the serious court environment.

Sure. There was a court reporter who accidentally typed 'The defendant is guilty of being too handsome' instead of the actual charge. It caused a big laugh in the courtroom.

There's this funny story about an Irish court case. A man was in court for public drunkenness. When the judge asked him why he was so drunk, he said he was celebrating finding a four - leaf clover. He then proceeded to pull out a handful of what he thought were four - leaf clovers but were actually just regular clover, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.

Sure. There was a guy who got a ticket for parking in a no - parking zone. In court, he said he parked there because a sign told him to. When the officer showed the real sign, it turned out the guy had misread a 'Tow Away Zone' sign as 'Park Here'. Everyone in the court had a good laugh.

Sure. There was a case where a man sued his neighbor because a squirrel from the neighbor's yard kept stealing his birdseed. He presented pictures of the squirrel with a mouthful of seeds as evidence. Another one was a woman who sued a coffee shop because the latte art on her coffee looked more like a blob than a heart as advertised. And there was also a case where a man tried to sue the rain for ruining his new haircut when he got caught in a downpour on his way home from the barbershop.

Sure. One story is about a court stenographer who misheard a lawyer say 'objection' as 'abduction'. It led to a moment of total confusion in the courtroom until everyone realized the mistake and had a good laugh.

There was a court case where a man was being sued for making too much noise at night. He showed up to court with a guitar. When the judge asked him about it, he said he wanted to prove that his music was so good it couldn't be considered noise. He then started playing a really out - of - tune song, which made everyone in the courtroom chuckle.

In one court, the recorder malfunctioned during an important testimony. It started repeating parts of the statement in a really strange, echo - like way. The judge had to halt the proceedings for a while to get it fixed. It was quite a comical situation as the lawyers were getting all flustered. And the witness was just sitting there looking really confused.

Sure. There was a case where a lawyer accidentally called the wrong witness and ended up with a completely unexpected and comical testimony that had the whole courtroom in stitches.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.